It's all crap's fault

Hilton 2022-03-24 09:03:17

Come on, let me tell you the story.
In a distant future, people live a beautiful life, are technologically advanced, love peace, and all are polite. The entire human race has only one goal, and that is to explore space. Our protagonist lives in such a world. In this world, everything is good, but there is only one thing that is not good, that is, it is not allowed to have sex (what the hell, this is obviously the happiest thing in the world), because here People who have been taught since childhood that this is a disease, there is no cure for sos, he will make you feel emotional (think about it, don't let sex, love is really a disease), you ask me why It's not easy to give birth to a baby, nonsense, technology is so advanced, it's not easy, anyway, it's just not to let sex.

Our two protagonists both work in a magazine, one writes articles and the other draws illustrations. Originally, everyone was at peace with each other. However, during a meeting, our illustrator looked at the writer woman more often, so the seeds of love were born. It takes root and sprouts, thinking day and night, unrequited love, you know, can't sleep, can't eat, that's a necessary plot, by the way, of course, there are peeping and trailing (so let's call the illustrator a lunatic man) ), the idiot man went to the hospital for a checkup. As expected, he was infected with sos, and he was still in the first stage (there are four stages. Here I met a police uncle who was also ill. He got some medicine and left.

Finally, our idiot classmate was discovered by our heroine in a follow-up. The heroine said, "If you follow people like this, do you like me, or they will report you?" The idiot said, "Yes, I just like you, and you still If you don't like me, go and report it." The hostess said, "I hate it, so I don't want it", so she shyly left. Of course, the heroine also likes idiots, so she finally pulled the idiot classmates into the toilet after passing by again and again. So there's the toilet.avi... oh no, they're just meh, nothing else.

The good times didn't last long, but they were discovered, so our idiot classmate decided to resign and became a hard-working gardener, changing from a white-collar to a blue-collar. Later, everyone is a young man who can stand this torture. It's spring again, right? So on a dark and windy night, the heroine knocked on the door of the idiot, xxxxxooooo, and afterward, they found out It's a big secret, it turns out that Papapa is so cool, it's not a disease, so we agreed to work during the day and have Papapa at night.

After another period of time, the two felt that this was not enough. They couldn't have sex anytime, anywhere. It was simply unbearable, so they planned to escape. Just three days before the escape, the heroine was asked to give birth to a baby, and to go to artificial insemination. ;This scares the heroine, what if I find out that I have sos, of course, I have to go to the idiot classmate to comfort me, and finally I went, after the blood test, I was fucking pregnant (I told you to not bring it Set), and then he was locked up in the hospital. The idiot was in a hurry, so he found the patient police uncle who he knew before. The police uncle told the idiot classmate to go home and wait.

The uncle of the police teamed up with the aunt of the doctor and exchanged the civet cat for the prince to cool the heroine and a suicidal mushroom. He saved the heroine and told her that the idiot was waiting for her at home (the uncle of the police, the aunt of the doctor and the idiot man were all patients. They set up a WeChat group and shared chicken soup in it, but they were all to save the heroine, plus someone in the WeChat group reported pornography and they were all arrested), the heroine came out and ran all the way to the idiot's house; at the same time , our idiot classmates managed to hook up with such a cool guy who can slap, so he could sit still, that worry, that anxiety, naturally ran all the way to the hospital, you know, they just passed by like this, At this time, scientists invented the medicine to treat sos (it's obviously a motion sickness sticker), and if you stick it, you will forget your feelings. When the idiot classmate ran to the hospital, he found that the heroine was dead. The heartbroken idiot classmate wanted to jump off the building to celebrate. Standing on the roof, he finally realized that he was a coward, so he went to post After a motion sickness post, I returned home listlessly and saw the female protagonist rushing towards her face, and I was forced (Fuck me, what the fuck is this, do you want to be so bloody). Of course, as an idiot, he will forget his feelings in 5 hours, so naturally he will not forget to have a shot at this last moment. The next day, I really showed the nature of a scumbag. I put on my clothes early and looked out the window. I said to the heroine who asked him if you still love me, "I remember that I love you, but I can't feel it now." . . . . .

In the end, the idiot escaped with the heroine. On the train, when there were only the two of them left, the idiot classmate sat next to the heroine again, and his hands began to be dishonest again. The nature is hard to change), the idiot is now going to become the wolf of the tram. . . . . . That 's the end of the movie.

I didn't say it. It's so fucking bad. It's still science fiction. , Pregnant, miss it, it's obviously the plot of a Taiwanese TV series ten years ago. Also, I do close-ups at every turn. Why is it different when I have sex? Close-ups of hands, close-ups of eyes, I can't tell who is who with those eyelashes, and so does the heroine, and she's too manly. Well, those who didn’t know thought I was watching a gay movie. I don't think there can be more than 3 stars at most, of course I still only give one star.
Also, the cool guys should be inspired a little bit, you have to wear a condom, or you are the one who gets hurt, don't look for scumbags, real scumbags all have "motion sickness stickers" Ah, otherwise the person who asks if he loves me is you. ...... What else, oh, yes, that is, old drivers in the future, be careful when driving in WeChat groups or QQ groups in the future, people who pull in must be strictly scrutinized, they must first submit a vote and share point resources.

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Equals quotes

  • Silas: [propped up on his arm in bed with Nia] I never could have imagined what love felt like. It's... strange... like a tornado going around and...

    Nia: Yeah

    [laughs shyly, then turns serious]

    Nia: That's why I was scared of it at first.

    Silas: [nods several times]

    Nia: It's about giving. Like, I want you to take everything. I don't even know what it is but I want you to take it from me.

    Silas: I just wanna-

    [amusedly]

    Silas: I wanna run.

    [Nia laughs, Silas smiles]

    Silas: I mean like you and I, both of us, just run...

    [closes his eyes]

    Silas: ... as fast as we can, outside, just take off.

    [opens his eyes]

    Silas: It's so weird; I'm like... I keep thinking about... Ever since we were kids, it's been drilled to us that our purpose is to explore the universe, you know? Outer space is where we'll find the answers to why we're here and where we come from. It's like everyone's... searching for these answers eight hundred million miles away and the truth is the answers are right in front of us.

    [looks into Nia's eyes intensely]

    Silas: I know why I'm here.

    Nia: Me too.

  • Employee: [about jumper] I hope they find someone to cover his work.