A story about a bear child (spoiler alert)

Axel 2022-03-24 09:02:07

After watching 2, I was not too disappointed. After all, the plot of 1 was not very good, and it was originally to watch the special effects, and the special effects were quite good, so give it a three-star. Now let 's enter the happy time for Tucao:
Let's talk about the bear hat first.
One day, the bear hat accidentally picked up the first hat he made, thinking that if this hat can survive, then my family should also be alive, right? Then he told bitch Bai and others what he thought, and then bitch Bai and others told him that your family was dead, don't think about it.
Bear Hat: 555...Why don't you guys believe me? Baby is not happy! Baby doesn't care about you!
...
So the elder butterfly found Xiong Lisi, Xiong Lisi saw her boyfriend, ah no, her friend was not happy, so she went to enlighten the bear hat, but the bear hat did not buy it.
Bear Hat: 555...Why don't you believe my family is still alive? You are not my Liz Bear! Baby is not happy! Baby doesn't want to live!
...
After that, Lisi Xiong traveled through time and space several times and found that Bear Hat's family was really alive, and then rushed back to tell Bear Hat, who was so weak that he was about to die: Your family is still alive, I believe in you. And then...then the bear hat is full of blood and resurrected! After learning that his family was imprisoned by Datouhong, the bear hat said: I am going to Datouhong to find my family back!
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Please, brother, don't you think your family is still alive and shouldn't find it by yourself? Do you have to believe that you go with you to find it? Others don't believe that you are still acting decadent here. Damn mental retardation.
Let's talk about Lisi Xiong and Lord Time.
In order to save her boyfriend, ah no, my friend, Lisi Xiong decided to go to Lord Time to use the time ball to travel back in time. Lord Time did not borrow it, so Xiong Lisi took the time ball directly.
...
The same reason I wanted the time ball was rejected. Look at the popularity of others. Others continued to try to persuade them, but you took it away without saying a word. Our heroine is really simple and rude.
Lord Time told her: You can't use the time ball.
Lisi Xiong: I don't care, I just want to use it.
... Lord
Time told her: You can't change history.
Lisi Xiong: I don't care, I just want to keep the big head red.
... Lord
Time told her: If you don't put the time ball back in Wonderland, it will collapse.
Lisi Xiong: I don't care, I won't return the ball to you if I don't save the bear hat.
...
Please, miss, why don't you listen to other people's good words? Time adults are all broken by you, did you make them? But anyway, no matter how the protagonist waves, there will be no accident.
Distressed time adults for a second. In other words, Lord Time is not a villain at all, others just want to maintain order. Although he likes the villain Datouhong, but Datouhong asked him for a time ball and he didn't give it. Datouhong also tied him up. Once again distressed time adults one second.
However, Lord Time also has a bear side: The Lord Time, who was molested by the bear hat and others and became angry, let them stay forever one minute before the end of afternoon tea, tea time forever. Seeing this scene, I just want to say...
mourning (gan ) Heart (de) disease (piao) madness (liang)!
Finally, let's talk about big head red and bitch white.
It is said that when Datoubai was young, her sister bitch ate the fruit tar and put the blame on her, and she was reprimanded by her mother. She ran out in grief and anger, but accidentally fell and hit her head. Since then, she has become a big head. When he grew up, at the coronation ceremony, Datouhong was ridiculed by everyone because the big crown couldn't be worn or even shattered, so he embarked on the road of blackening of no return. And the king passed the throne to bitch Bai because the big head red was blackened, and the big head red was completely blackened.
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Distressed for a second. It turns out that the big red head turned into a big head is the fault of bitch white, bitch white was also a bear when he was a child, no wonder your sister hates you so much. But what happened to the head? What happened to the big head? What happened to the big head? Is it that funny? This is the discrimination of Chi Guoguo. It's true that bitch white is wrong, but how can people who laugh at redheads in Wonderland be any better? It was not the bitch who made the big head red and black, but the ridicule of the residents of the fairyland that made the big head red and black. In the end, the bitch apologized and the two reconciled in seconds, and the big head red was also washed white. So you see, as long as there is less discrimination and more love, how can there be so many big devils?
But Datouhong can't escape the fact that the bear is too: Datouhong, who stole the time ball, ignored Lord Time's warning and pulled Bitch Bai back to the past just to make Bitch Bai admit that he stole the fruit tower, which resulted in the collapse of Wonderland.
So...
everyone in this movie is a bear child!
One last word: The Cheshire cat is mine, don't you rob me?

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Extended Reading
  • Reagan 2022-03-22 09:01:59

    I hate Alice so much, can you be irresponsible to the world just for your friends... The Red Queen is so cute!

  • Milan 2022-03-20 09:01:54

    The red and white queens were so pretty when they were kids

Alice Through the Looking Glass quotes

  • Alice Kingsleigh: [finds a young Hatter at the marketplace] Hatter? Hatter? It's you!

    [hugs a surprised Hatter]

    Alice Kingsleigh: You're you again!

    Mad Hatter: Well, if I'm not, I wish I was. Have we met?

    Alice Kingsleigh: Yes! Well, no. I mean, not yet.

    Mad Hatter: That's funny. Actually, I should know you.

    Alice Kingsleigh: Well, we have met once when I was younger.

    Mad Hatter: Well, I'm afraid I don't recall.

    Alice Kingsleigh: That's because it hasn't happened yet.

    Mad Hatter: Oh. When will it happen?

    Alice Kingsleigh: Years from now, when you're older.

    Mad Hatter: [confused] I'll meet you when you're younger and I'm older.

    Alice Kingsleigh: I realize it doesn't make much sense.

    Mad Hatter: [pauses] Makes perfect sense to me. I'm Tarrant.

    Alice Kingsleigh: [shakes his hand] I know. I'm Alice.

    Mad Hatter: [amused] Alice? You seem to have time all mixed up.

  • Bayard: [after Alice falls from the sky and into a flower bed, her Underland friends surround and greet her] Alice.

    White Rabbit: [hops up to Alice and hugs her arm] Alice! Thank goodness you're finally here!

    March Hare: It's that girl again!

    Tweedledee: Alice! You're back!

    [the Bandersnatch roars his greeting and pants, smiling at Alice]

    Mallymkun: [to the Bandersnatch] Don't be nice to her. She's late.

    Alice Kingsleigh: Have I come at a bad time?

    White Queen: On the contrary. We were afraid you weren't coming at all.

    Alice Kingsleigh: What's the matter?

    White Rabbit: The Hatter's the matter.

    Tweedledee: Or the matter of the Hatter.

    Tweedledum: The former.

    Tweedledee: No, the latter.

    White Queen: [rolls her eyes] Tweedles.

    [gives them a look as if to say, "Get to the point, please."]

    Tweedledee: [in unison with Tweedledum] He's mad.

    Alice Kingsleigh: The Hatter?

    [the Tweedles nod]

    Alice Kingsleigh: Yes, I know.

    [climbs out of the flower bed and pulls her hair back in a half-up style]

    Alice Kingsleigh: That's his muchness. That's what makes him so... him.

    Tweedledee: But he's grown darker. Less dafter.

    Tweedledum: Denies himself laughter.

    Cheshire Cat: [appears in the tree above them] And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile. We rather hoped YOU might help us save him.