How did you come up with such a literary film review for such a crap movie?

Macie 2022-03-25 09:01:12

Firstly. Film, is a good film. The script is also a good script.
Movies are dramatic art. In order to create dramatic conflicts, nonsense, and a bunch of things with a one-in-ten thousand probability of happening are all written on one person. It's OK. As long as you justify yourself, there are no inconsistencies, and there are no bugs, it's a good story. .
However, this does not mean that after watching this film, you will see a real Korean society, and then you will tell your neighbors, "Don't expect the police if you go to Korea, remember to bring a hammer when you go out." .
Because this is just a story, not a newsreel. No need for glass hearts, no negative energy explosions, after reading it, it hurts my heart, it's cool.

In my opinion, the story actually goes like this.

On a rainy night, Luo Hongzhen, who had just sent off the lady who was on call for service, silently lit a cigarette. He thought, "Oh my God, it's so cool, I have to write a notebook to commemorate it", so Luo Hongzhen picked up a pen and wrote the words "Looking for the Miss Tragedy" on the cigarette box.

A few days later, Luo Hongzhen saw the empty cigarette case he wrote the inspiration for that day and started writing the script. All in all, this film is a tragedy, a tragedy of a young lady being killed, and the young lady is going to be tragic because of a pack of cigarettes.
You also know that when you take a pen and start writing a story, then you are the god of the story, and you can not only revise history, but even tamper with the laws of the universe.

Well, Luo Hongzhen said, is Nima labor and capital an ordinary person, labor and capital are so talented, and labor and capital write tragedies better than Shakespeare's, so I, Luo God, decided that this book should be cruel to the heart, extreme cruelty, and to watch The more I don’t want something to happen, the more it will happen, making everyone who hears the story angrily committing suicide, hehe, no one came to beat me anyway. In this way, the tone of the book is set. genius.

enter the theme. The tragedy of the young lady, there must be clients. The clients must be very disgusting and perverted. Not only will they kill the young lady, but they will also take more than a dozen lives on their backs. The crime is so sinful that the most disgusting clients in the real world feel disgusted and super disgusting. prostitutes. After this kind of super villain who kills everyone is erected, I want to let him go unpunished, why? Because the audience doesn't want him to go unpunished, that's why it's abusive, ah ha ha ha ha, I, Luo Hongzhen, is really a genius.

Wait, at this time, the audience must be thinking, where are the policemen Nima? Well, you can't be as idiot as an American movie. The movie finally sees the police coming out to arrest people, so, no, abuse, heart. So I, Luo Hongzhen, decided to let this whore client get caught by the police when the audience started to hate him, and then let him go unpunished. of. So here, oh sorry, the police comrades of the Republic of Korea, in my story, your IQ is only 5, the logic of handling cases is shattered, and your temper is even more impatient than the Hulk. Your language communication skills are on the same level as Paramecium, but you are very busy. , I'm super busy, and I'm stressed in all aspects. It's really pitiful, but I can't help it, who makes me God.

It's almost enough to write here. But Luo Hongzhen is Luo Hongzhen. He knows too much what the audience is thinking, so he understands that not being able to catch the murderer is not abusive. The most abusive thing is that there are enthusiastic people in Chaoyang District who can help solve the case, but they are ruthless by the police. refusal, indifferent disregard, frantic obstruction. So this is the backbone of the abuse, the enthusiastic Chaoyang District people, the folk Sherlock Holmes, "I have to use all the ink on him" Luo Hongzhen made a correct decision.

The pimp, so powerfully won the first male throne. In the whole story, the pimp became the superhero who wanted to save the young lady the most. The clues must be found by the pimp first. The pimp wanted to save the missing young lady hysterically, and sacrificed his life to seek justice, so that the audience could feel the image of a pimp. Really tall, really warm, really big hero. Finally, the image of the pimp hero was smashed to pieces with a death message, "I don't want to do it again", the audience suddenly woke up, it turned out that the pimp was the initiator of the tragedy of the young lady! There isn't a single good guy in this TMD story! Luo Hongzhen laughed, I carefully carved a beautiful statue, and then smashed him in person, is it cruel?

In the end, everyone thought that the story was absolutely tragic, the audience was desperate, and planned to leave the venue before the popcorn was eaten, Luo Hongzhen laughed again, "The labor and management can let you leave without reading it? Look! Miss didn't die, she escaped! "Yo ho~ The audience has all returned with three souls and seven souls, and hope is rekindled, pimps, come on! Come on lady! However, no one knew that Luo Hongzhen had thought from the beginning that the young lady would die because of a pack of cigarettes. In that bathroom, NO, there are no cigarettes, she has to die in a convenience store. So here is the most unreasonable plot in the whole story. The proprietress specially told the client that "the lady is in my bedroom", and handed the hammer to the client for a sense of security. No way, the inspiration for the script was only written on the cigarette box. I, Luo Hongzhen, can't be ungrateful. This is how the plot has to be written. No way, who made me God?

Crackle, slow motion, hammer smashed, you thought it was the lady's skull that was smashed, but it was actually your heart.
So don't be stupid, you're all grown ups, don't do stupid things like Huanzhu Gege hating Rong Momo so much when you were a child that you beat Li Mingqi violently. This is just a movie, a story. If this movie must reflect some reality, there are only two points
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First, Luo Hongzhen made a good movie. 2. Sadly, you still have a bit of humanity.

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