my God. . . I hope you make a movie with your conscience

Gregorio 2022-03-26 09:01:07

At the kind invitation of a good friend, I went to see a great movie. . . The Huntsman: Winter's War. "Thor" star Chris Haylesworth deduces another masterpiece after "Thor". , after all, she was there for all to see in Mad Max 4; Jessica Chastain was brilliant in Interstellar. Emily Blunt, the female number three in The Devil Wears Prada, also participated in the soup. This movie is completely a commercial film. I don’t know how many people pay for their good looks. However, in fact, it’s quite worth it to spend 30 yuan to see two high-value actresses changing their clothes all the time? Next, let's talk about something related to the movie itself, no nonsense. [Serious Face]

The plot is very simple. It magnifies the story of Snow White. It mainly tells that the two sisters compete for power and lose both. The last three couples of CP (the two couples got together inexplicably) convey the story that the world is perfect only when there is love. . I just said one word but unfortunately I didn't understand [sad face]. The plot is complicated and confusing. The most exciting part of the whole article has been shown in the trailer. Two Her Royal Highnesses compete for a magic mirror (one of them is definitely from "Frozen"), but in the end, four Hobbits and two Mary Sues destroyed. Well, I won't mention the cause of death of the old king at the beginning, it's very strange, and I won't say how the male protagonist got on the shore after stealing the magic mirror. The painting style of the queen summoned in the mirror, and the godlike Mary Sue plot is also put aside first. Excuse me, this movie cost a lot of money, did the crew use all the money to eat lunch? Please give an explanation for the unsightly Wumao special effects! If it were some domestic films, I would endure it, but where did the radio and television have the courage to import such a bad film into China? China's huge market does not mean that consumers have no bottom line. If this is the direction of the Chinese film industry... Please allow me to make a cheesy expression -

after watching the film, I asked Mr. Cheng who came with me to see the He said, "What? I fell asleep, sorry..." In fact, I'm almost there too, I just watched the whole movie with the respect I thought I had for all the movies. Walking out of the theater, I thought: F*CK! Fortunately, I didn't spend the money, otherwise I would be distressed. . .

At the same time, the screenwriter may also be a straight male cancer. He portrays women as weak, cowardly, vulnerable after leaving love or family, and women who have been hurt by love will become cold, ruthless, and give up the basic bottom line of being a human being. In the end, only The possibility of improvement is only possible after the psychiatric treatment given by the male.

Here are two lines that are still fresh in your memory: "I'm the queen here!" and "There is no love!" God... there is no love. . .

The wheel of the movie rolls slowly, the screenwriter is pinned down, and I'd like to put up a straight middle finger here.

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The Huntsman: Winter's War quotes

  • Narrator: Freya did not believe her sister, for love blinds even the clearest eye.

  • [last lines]

    Narrator: The lands of the North were free and Snow White's kingdom was safe from harm. And so, some fairy tales do come true. But none ever truly end.