"Scrap Agent" - I love you, it has nothing to do with you being a scrap

Scarlett 2022-03-28 09:01:04

"Scrap Agent" - I love you, it has nothing to do with you being a scrap.
Yue Xin went to the cinema and donated a movie ticket to "The Agent of Waste Materials". Just because I read a movie review of "Waste Materials" on the Internet and said it was very funny, I bought the ticket without hesitation.
It turns out that a good movie review can get you to heaven, whereas a dishonest movie review will send you straight to hell...

Want to hear the truth? I don't think it's funny at all... Oh, this statement is too one-sided, it's just that there are not as many jokes as the online reviews say.
Today, Yuexin is here, and I will truthfully analyze the viewing experience of "Waste Material" one by one, so that a certain movie fan will not mistake (tuo) (qi) this film again because of the misleading of the film review.


The general idea of ​​the film is that Mike (Jesse Eisenberg) is an ordinary and slutty otaku. He is a grocery store cashier and lives in the United States with his girlfriend Phoebe (Kristen Stewart). In a small town in the northwest, they live an ordinary life every day... This kind of life they thought they could live forever, but obviously the director did not agree.
One day, Mike encountered two mysterious car thieves in the parking lot, and was chased and killed by them inexplicably. At this time, he realized that he was able to break out unbelievable fighting power.
In fact, Mike was a well-trained and super-powered latent agent in the CIA's "Wise" super-agent training program, and he was awesome because he was the only one who was successfully trained at the time. At the same time, he was also abandoned by the CIA long ago, and his memory was temporarily "sealed".

His girlfriend Phoebe is actually his secret guardian detective, and the newly appointed supervisor Yount (played by Topher Grace) decides to terminate the "Wise Men" project and send 15 new "Brave" cold-blooded madmen. The killer agents come to hunt down Mike and Phoebe, and a series of eye-popping pursuits take place.

The CIA deliberately leaked news of a fake malaria outbreak, sealed off the town, and surrounded Mike with helicopters, drones, and killers, but Mike's superpowers have fallen out of favor with an out-of-favor female executive (Connie Britton). ) "activation", he can almost be said to be invincible, no one can hurt him, except himself... Seeing this, Yue Xin's old film "Domestic Lingling Paint" suddenly appeared in Yue Xin's mind. Ye plays a national reserve agent, who has been abandoned by his superiors for a long time and become a meat stall owner. He had this conversation with Commander Chen: "I thought the country had already forgotten me!" Commander Chen said: "How is it possible, even a pair of underwear and a piece of toilet paper have their uses."

Ok! Forgive Yue Xin's brain hole, because Mike is also such a long-forgotten agent, and finally came in handy, he is the "toilet paper" for saving the world.
Let's get to know the main character first, the male protagonist Mike, and look at his ecstasy orchid finger...

The beautiful heroine Phoebe, she is kind-hearted and willing to accompany the mediocre hero;

The villain of the show, Youngt, is so desperate to get rid of Mike, a typical scumbag;

The disfavored Lanster, Mike's former chief, helped Mike activate his previous identity and special abilities;

This dear man named "Laughter", one of the cold-blooded agents sent by Yount to kill Mike, although he is hateful, he is also pitiful;

Let's talk about some shortcomings of this film:
• The plot is old-fashioned and the jokes are old-fashioned. For those who have watched a lot of Western comedy films, this film is really... (thousands of words are omitted).
• What's even more unexpected is that it is actually 3D! It's a waste of 3D technology...
• Many laughing lines are obviously blunt, and the scenes that should be laughing can't laugh at all. You can even be a cold-eyed bystander watching a group of contrived actors bluntly recite lines. rush.
• I am most disgusted with the kind of plot that makes the soy sauce in the whole play look weak in order to set off the heroic and great heroines. Is there any?
• In fact, this film took the CIA story to a large extent to make the style of the film as close to the spy blockbuster as possible. Unfortunately, the cleverness was mistaken by the cleverness. The film is weak and weak; as a spy film... Please, please don't use our viewers as monkeys, can this be regarded as a spy film?

Let's talk about some advantages of this film:
• In fact, there are still many advantages~ The hero and heroine express their feelings very well, it is almost like to think that they are really a loving couple, but people who know them know that this is not the case .
• The pros and cons are clear. The film focuses on the righteousness that evil cannot defeat justice in the end. It is an authentic Hollywood feature film.
• The fighting scenes are particularly brilliant, especially the part where the male protagonist kills with a spoon when he just wakes up.
• There is a strong contrast between the characters of the male and female protagonists, especially the male protagonist's temperament seems to be innate, and with the female man's breath on his girlfriend's body, it is like a blockbuster in which a beautiful woman saves a hero.
• Created some new tricks of shooting skills, such as the male protagonist's reflex bullets from a frying pan can be called the classic of the whole play.

• The wonderful emotional performances of the male and female protagonists made people believe in love again.
• The song that the male lead often plays to his girlfriend in the film is very beautiful, and it is also a bright spot throughout the play.

In the end, the spit is back to the spit, Yuexin still hopes that everyone can go to the theater to enjoy this magical film, which is called "completely laughing". I can't be blind to a good film.
It is also recommended that everyone go to see the appearance of this film, and Xiao K's appearance is not a vegetarian.


In fact, it is not an exaggeration to say that this film is a single abuse film, two couples who have experienced hardships in front of the general eye (surrounded by many police), Mike Phoebe officially proposed marriage on one knee. When Phoebe accepted Mike's ring, she must have said in her heart, "I love you, no matter how useless you are! ~ What if you are a waste?"

Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in love again? Although it did not make you laugh the whole scene, although you may be a little disappointed after reading it. However, this movie is still a good movie in the theaters during this period, enough to win you back the ticket money.

If after reading Yuexin's understanding, you also have resonance, you may wish to pay attention to Yuexin's personal film review public account [Yuexin Love Movie], there will be more film reviews waiting for you!

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Extended Reading
  • Timothy 2021-12-20 08:01:06

    Participated in the screening and received a box of cup noodles...

  • Isobel 2022-03-21 09:02:07

    Didn't close the door on the other side and laughed at me. .

American Ultra quotes

  • Mike Howell: Yo, Phoebe, where are we going?

    Phoebe: We are leaving. We are getting the fuck out of town!

    Mike Howell: No, I can't leave town. You know that.

    Phoebe: Well, you didn't have people trying to kill you before, I was thinking maybe that could motivate us here.

    Mike Howell: Okay, fine, so where do you want to go?

    Phoebe: Oh fuck, I don't know!

    Mike Howell: Alright listen. We'll take my car and we'll go to Rose's house, okay?

    Phoebe: What? You want to get high right now? Mike?

    Mike Howell: No! I don't want to get high. Rose has like guns and shit, okay. He can help us hide out and I'm still in handcuff.

    Phoebe: Okay, you are not in any position to be making the plan right now.

    Mike Howell: Really? Well, who is? The cops are all dead.

    Phoebe: The guy in the thing. In the cell thing, doesn't see the gun, You don't point at it and go, gun!

    Mike Howell: Okay, no I recognize that now as, like, a faux pas. I'm sorry.

    Phoebe: And if someone who's trying to kill you goes "wait!" You don't go, oh what do you want to talk about?

    Mike Howell: Okay! You're right. I'm sorry. Please just don't yell at me, okay?

  • Sheriff Watts: How many times have you been in this station, Mike? Since you were 22? Your probation officer must be the Michael Jordan of bullshitters because I've never seen you gone more than a couple of hours. Mike, tell me you didn't kill these people.

    Phoebe: They attacked him. He was defending himself.

    Sheriff Watts: Excuse me?

    Phoebe: What was he supposed to do?

    Sheriff Watts: You're his girlfriend. You're his mom. You're his maid. You're his landlady. Now you're his lawyer?

    Mike Howell: It was just a thing. It was just a thing that happened. I didn't mean to.

    Sheriff Watts: You didn't mean to? Two men are dead, Mike. There's no walking away this time.