(Spoiler throughout) Thanks to my eldest brother, I watched a funny movie

Timmy 2022-03-24 09:02:08

I watched the advance screening today, and it was a free ticket given to me by my schoolgirl. She reposted on Weibo and won the vote, but she didn't dare to watch it because it was a horror movie. Fortunately, I not only got the ticket, but also made an appointment with a school girl from the same school, so today, when the weather is sunny and sunny, we met in a dark cinema.

Although I have watched horror movies since my freshman year, it was the first time I sat in a movie theater to watch American horror movies (I watched a domestically produced horror movie with my sister Qingqing before), and I still felt a little bit in my heart. Nervous (what if I can't help but yell and pretend to fail for a while). After all, when it comes to this topic, the puppet contract, related to puppets, the first thing that comes to my mind is Marry Shaw. I forgot that I watched that movie in my senior year, and I felt a little scared.

The plot is a bit dragged. The first half is when the heroine turns on the death mode, and the second half is when the former heroine starts to die. In the middle, I thought that the handsome young man who liked the heroine also wanted to do it, but maybe the former heroine suddenly appeared. He didn't do it. In short, an American girl (the heroine) who had a miscarriage because her ex beat her up. In order to break up with her ex, she went to a country English villa with no wifi and no mobile phone signal to be a nanny for a couple and take care of them. The son of (this opening routine, I thought it was "Master Key"). Later, she found out that this son was just a puppet, and she had to wake him up, feed him, and put him to sleep in a foolish way. What the puppet didn't eat could not be thrown away, but had to be put in a special cabinet. After that, the employer and the couple went out, and left a note for the heroine full of how to take care of her son (this should be the contract). It turned out that they committed suicide. They didn't tell anyone before committing suicide. They only reserved some salary for the heroine for the handsome young man who opened the grocery store, and asked him to deliver food once a week. By the way, Nuan Nan also told the heroine that the couple's son was burned to death when he was 8 years old, and then they lived by taking care of the doll.

The heroine felt that taking care of this doll was too stupid, so she turned on the petty death mode: covering his face with a black cloth, throwing him on the bed, placing him anywhere, etc., but it seemed very Frightened, I had two dreams in charge of "duang" in the movie theater to let people know, "Oh, so this is a horror movie". The puppet was of course unhappy, and felt that she would give her some color to see, so when the handsome young man wanted to ask the heroine to take a bath, he stole her clothes and necklace, and the girl realized that she was a moving puppet. You can't just abandon me and ask the heroine to come out and play with him. The heroine didn't come out, and the little doll became a second warm man. She put delicious food for the heroine at the door. The heroine found out: "Oh, the child just wanted me to complete these rules for taking care of him. Maternalness is great. Just started getting better with the doll.

After the heroine turned off the death mode, she really took good care of the doll. Except for a hormonal outbreak, he wanted to warm up to the little handsome guy, but he was interrupted by the doll playing music. At this time, the heroine's ex suddenly appeared and wanted to take her home. The heroine was very helpless, so she had to hold the puppet and say, "Help me." Early the next morning, my ex found out that the word "get out" was written on the glass, and was very angry. The heroine looked at it, oh, this is not what the doll did. The former violent madman committed again, and began to yell at the heroine, and chased after her for dolls, and wanted to smash this evil thing.

The gc that I waited for more than an hour finally arrived. After the ex and the heroine fought, the handsome young man, who was worried that the heroine had not left, rushed in to protect the heroine, but the doll was still snatched by the tall and mighty ex. The ex threw the puppet to the ground and shattered his head. I couldn't help but get excited, "The Wraith is about to come out." As a result, the wall cracked, and an arm came out (inner os: ahhh what is it) It turned out that it was a person...... The person wearing the mask....the obvious mask....other than that is a normal man with a long beard and chest hair....fights with the ex...

and the horror movie becomes A youth brawl movie: The man with chest hair killed his ex and wanted to take the heroine as his own; the handsome young man grabbed the heroine to escape, but was knocked down by the man with chest hair; after the heroine ran out on her own, she felt that she could not do it, so I wanted to save Nuan The handsome boy ran back to coax the chest-haired man. The chest-haired man is actually still a child at heart, and he continues to let the heroine coax her to sleep and kiss her before going to bed. The heroine killed the chest-haired man while they were kissing, and rescued the two handsome young men who were still alive and escaped for their lives.

Gone. According to the details in the movie and my reasoning, the man with chest hair should have grown up with Jiang Zi: he killed a little girl when he was 8 years old, the house caught fire when the police wanted to investigate, he was disfigured, and his parents tried to make him To escape the guilt of murder (this is what I made up my mind), I lived in a secret room behind the wall, and grew up eating the food in the cupboard, and became a man with chest hair. The parents felt that they couldn't take care of him for the rest of their lives, so they deceived the heroine, which was equivalent to deceiving him into a daughter-in-law. As a result, I didn't expect that this daughter-in-law finally ran away with the warm man in the grocery store, and the chest hair man's wish came to nothing. However, in the end, the chest-haired man should not have died, and he was still putting together the doll at home.

My sister and I thought they would yell, and then we both agreed: When the chest-haired man came out, he felt that it was not scary at all. The funniest was a big brother sitting in the corner. When the former heroine was unhappy with the puppet, the big brother commented: "Look, this child will kill you!" When I tricked him into taking care of him, the eldest brother said again: "Oh, this is a daughter-in-law for him!" Thanks to the eldest brother in Northeast China, I watched a funny movie.

Sure enough, the films that can be screened in our country's theaters are free of ghosts and ghosts. After all, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you can't become an elite, and neither can foreign elites.

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    Mrs. Heelshire: [interrupting him] Oh... she will be good to him, won't you, Mrs. Evans?

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