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This is a spoof douchebag
Providenci 2022-03-24 09:02:30
Finally you are here! ! ! The plot is simply 66666666 The films of the rotten country always inadvertently exude a basic flavor ~ embarrassed to admit the fact that he is a British voice waste (ノへ￣,) The two most classic emotional scenes in P&P finally turned into sparks A radiant fight scene, you can't accept it. o_O To sum it up, this is a literary romance film infested by zombies. Although the main plot is the same, it is actually a spoof of a fan. Hahahaha, Austin underground knows that he wants to die again ヾ(≧∪≦* )ノ〃Darcy, as the biggest failure of this film, you are really not a zombie with such an ugly voice! You look more like Lizzy's wretched cousin in terms of clothing and temperament... The Bennets are so handsome~ Although the characters are a bit off-track, the independent and strong female characters are really lovable~ Let me roar Throat Long live feminism! ! ! Lizzy actually learned from Shaolin (⊙o⊙) wow (actually you can tell by catching flies with bare hands) Coach~ I want to learn Kung Fu (´⌣`ʃƪ)
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies quotes
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Mr. Bennet: [in narration] It wasn't always like this, my dear daughters. As the century began, Britannia was rich with the fruits of worldwide trade. From the colonies there came not just silks and spices, but a virulent and abominable plague. Naturally many suspected the French were to blame. Are you surprised? Once bitten, the newly infected were filled with an insatiable hunger for the brains of the living. Millions perished, only to rise again as legions of undead. So certain it would seem the end of days had come. But even the four horsemen of the apocalypse are said to have ascended from hell. To protect the living, the Grand Barrier was built. A one hundred foot wall, encircling London. Then excavation began on the royal canal, a vast moat thirty fathoms deep surrounding both the city and its walls. The land twixt the two fortifications became known as The Inbetween. At this time it became fashionable to study the deadly arts of the Orient. Japan for the wealthy. China for the wise. In the second battle of Kent, one of the bridges that cross the royal canal was breached. Ravenous zombie hordes massacred every villager of The Inbetween. It was said the sight of this slaughter drove young King George mad. When the battle was finally won, he ordered the destruction of all the bridges, save one: Hingham Bridge. Which to this day remains the only means by which to cross the royal canal. Many believed the enemy was finally vanquished. The gentry began to leave the safe confines of London's defenses for their newly fortified country estates. But vigilance is still every essence. Remember this. Keep your swords as sharp as your wit. For the ultimate battle between the living and the undead has yet to be staged.
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Mr. Bingley: I hate to see you just standing there. You must dance.
Mr. Darcy: Oh, you know I detest it when I'm not acquainted with my partner.