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This is a spoof douchebag
Providenci 2022-03-24 09:02:30
Finally you are here! ! ! The plot is simply 66666666 The films of the rotten country always inadvertently exude a basic flavor ~ embarrassed to admit the fact that he is a British voice waste (ノへ￣,) The two most classic emotional scenes in P&P finally turned into sparks A radiant fight scene, you can't accept it. o_O To sum it up, this is a literary romance film infested by zombies. Although the main plot is the same, it is actually a spoof of a fan. Hahahaha, Austin underground knows that he wants to die again ヾ(≧∪≦* )ノ〃Darcy, as the biggest failure of this film, you are really not a zombie with such an ugly voice! You look more like Lizzy's wretched cousin in terms of clothing and temperament... The Bennets are so handsome~ Although the characters are a bit off-track, the independent and strong female characters are really lovable~ Let me roar Throat Long live feminism! ! ! Lizzy actually learned from Shaolin (⊙o⊙) wow (actually you can tell by catching flies with bare hands) Coach~ I want to learn Kung Fu (´⌣`ʃƪ)
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Aurore 2021-12-25 08:01:27
Speaking of it, it seems that I have never waited to see this kind of spoof movie.
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Eileen 2022-03-22 09:02:12
Prejudice Eliza Bai recited a poem in Wu dialect, Sun Tzu's art of war, and kicked away Bushido arrogant Mr. Darcy; Kham and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Well, this is the Jane Austen adaptation I want to see :D The disadvantage is that it is anticlimactic, and there are too many serious romance paragraphs.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies quotes
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George Wickham: The crown's funds are being drained.
Mr. Darcy: [incredulous] You're here to solicit money!
George Wickham: I'm here to propose a venture that would end the war forever. These new zombies can be reasoned with. With the proper funding I believe we can cultivate trust and even good will with this new iteration of the undead, who seem to posses an inherent power of the lower ranks of their kind.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [starts laughing, not believing] Zombie aristocrats?
Parson Collins: [smirking] Oh, really!
George Wickham: I prefer to think of them as souls lost in purgatory.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [considering] Hmm.
George Wickham: The common hordes look to them for leadership. It takes just one of them to realize that power and then to lead the hordes into battle.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: The undead are like locusts!
Parson Collins: [still smirking] Locusts.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [now determined] They go forth and destroy. They have no use for leaders!
Parson Collins: Oh, uh, except one actually.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [turning] Hmm?
Parson Collins: Oh, well, um, according to the Book of Revelation the antichrist shall lead the undead, uh, on the day that shall be the last day of mankind.
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Mrs. Bennet: [trying to be complimentary] Lady, may I take a moment to compliment you on your pantaloons. Your eyepatch. Fashion or function?
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: Function.