Want to rant all the way

Salma 2022-03-25 09:01:10

Too many flaws.
The gods of Egypt are so weak that they are stabbed to death with a single knife!
There is no big move except for transformation, basically relying on hand-to-hand combat!
The eyes are full of shit and yellow, even the blood of the gods is the local tyrant gold!
The plot is not demanding, but the final battle is too sloppy!
A melee without a weapon, killing the already super god ADC in a few clicks... er... Is this the rhythm of the blind monk's final counter-attack against Jace?
However, there is a lot of meat, enough to eat for half a month.

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  • Maximillian 2022-04-24 07:01:12

    No matter what others say, I like it anyway! The details of the figures are handled like an Egyptian fresco, and I love it! In fact, the story can be told more carefully, it doesn't matter if it is divided into two episodes! I also give five points for the 3D effect, not pseudo 3D!

  • Bailee 2021-12-18 08:01:14

    This is a film that a man shows to a man—women show their big breasts. However, the women in it are all pretty! The story is also that the young man followed the uncle on adventures, and the dream of a man was divided into minutes. From the beginning of a La Nile scene, we knew that most of them were green screen special effects, but the special effects people did not violate the harmony. So why not give a high score?

Gods of Egypt quotes

  • Bek: You really watched the world come into being?

    Thoth: I don't lie.

    Bek: Where were you watching it from, if nothing had been created yet?

    Thoth: If I even attempted to explain, your brain would liquefy and run out of your ears.

  • Bek: It's fine. I'll do it.

    Thoth: I thought you were a stray baboon.

    Bek: I told you I'd be the one to face the Sphinx.

    Thoth: Your chance of failure is overwhelming.

    Bek: I'm sure. But before it kills me, I'm going to tell it that I asked the God of Wisdom to come but he was afraid he'd get the answer wrong.

    Thoth: This is the cleverest strategy you could devise? Playing on my ego? How vain do you think I am?

    [everyone looks around at the room filled with duplicates of Thoth]

    Thoth: Yes, well... Fine. Fine! Let's go.