There is no worst, only worse

Joey 2022-03-24 09:01:47

A few days ago, I just watched Brit's "Ace Powers: The Brothers Grimsby" and deeply complained about Brit's self-deprecating and dirty skills, holding "I want to see what you say about this shit. I watched the fall of London with a "script" mentality, and sure enough, the clichés from the beginning to the end + "first-person shooter" and "the protagonist's undead halo" lingered, let me spit it out:

1. The mysterious death of the British Prime Minister Leaders from all over the world gathered for the funeral. The news said that you had dispatched the strongest security guards in history. Well, this has already paved the way for "moving rocks and feet".
2. The little girl was not blocked from sending flowers, and the close-up of the camera made me startled, thinking that the first terrorist was the little girl.
3. In an instant, almost half of the British Royal Guard to Police turned into terrorists and started shooting on the streets. The incubation period and number of terrorists are too large.
4. Transport vehicles filled with explosives on the ground, bridges, and rivers drove into London and exploded... The strongest security is not as good as subway security...
5. Several big explosions and the collapse of the clock tower I don't want to mention the sound effects.... The sound effect of the bridge breaking and collapsing is also brittle inside and outside...
6. Big Ben was blasted to the top, and pedestrians from a few kilometers away walked on the streets as if nothing had happened. London is like this open?
7. The five prime ministers have all been killed, and only the US president and bodyguards are at large. It seems that they have escaped for half a century by driving a bulletproof car. Is there no better support?
8. Will there really be more tragedies in the world after the "911 Incident"? The five prime ministers were killed, I think "Breaking News" is not enough to report.
9. By the time the No. 2 helicopter sacrificed itself to block the missiles

, I was already confused by the bullshit plot to tell black and white...

10. The second half was almost all "first-person shooter" long shots.
11. The male protagonist must have the aura of the protagonist, so that he will not be killed by one enemy.
12. In the film, the president came out of the closet, hahaha, you are also black.

Quietly close your eyes and enjoy this "shooting game" with your ears.

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London Has Fallen quotes

  • Mike Banning: I don't know about you, but I'm thirsty as fuck.

    [drinks up a glass of water]

    Mike Banning: Mmm.

  • SAS SGT: [Mike is about to storm the terrorists' bunker] Are you fucking crazy?

    Mike Banning: Yeah, wish me luck.