Remove Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, I'll give you 0.1 points, the navy will argue

Elinore 2022-04-13 09:01:06

Everyone has standards, good or bad, here I do not force other audiences to have the same viewing experience as me. Then I said, but, such a movie is really a bit insulting to the Chinese audience. I said that insulting you feel the tone is heavy. Today, I will talk about how this movie insults the audience:
1) A film that serves foreigners, Never put the Chinese audience in the eye. This insult made me furious from the very beginning of the movie. Seeing all the yellow-skinned people speaking fluent English in Beijing, I found out that this movie was not made for us - this feeling is like: I paid for it myself , was preparing a gluttonous feast, but found that he had bought an overnight meal that others could not finish. Here, I feel insulted, not because I think the money is not worth it (in fact, it is a bit), mainly because all of them are Chinese, and they made Chinese films, but they surrendered their status in order to please foreigners, and Chinese people have to pay to see this ugly state. High-priced movie tickets and precious time on weekends, but get an insincere translation film, and the casual translation also makes people feel seriously neglected.

2) Who said to your face: It's not that the movie is bad, but the audience's taste has changed. There are many themes of bad guys taking the sword to unify the rivers and lakes, and there are many movies about good people guarding the sword for the sake of the common people. In this movie, I only saw a woman killed to protect the relic left by her old lover A group of innocent people; secondly, I haven't seen any bad people who really need this big health care (sorry, it's a big sword) to show their identity, or to unify the rivers and lakes (in fact, he is already the strongest, even the emperor will not let go) in the eyes). In such a plot, I can only say that the villain has to find an old woman who has died to provoke a dead lover, and the old woman has a very good spare tire, so the villain will die with peace of mind, and he will have to receive an acceptance speech before his death. - Seems to go a little too far

3) Soulless fights. The most important thing for a movie is to be logically rigorous and have a central idea (no matter how bad it is in a small age, the central idea is the life attitude of a drunken fan). What is the central idea of ​​this "Qingfeng Sword"? Probably the bad guy must die

4) If you have high martial arts skills, you can fight hard. It is not the spirit of Chinese martial arts, but more like an American gang fight. From the very beginning, the fighting was nonsense. The master of the tavern, Juyi, didn't say anything and fought on the spot. I couldn't help but think of a joke "What are you looking at? What are you doing? You look at it and try again.. ...." (It's a good movie with Northeastern dialect). There is absolutely no reason for the villain in the movie to be dispatched to kill, not for the money or for the territory, but it is not pleasing to the eye! The younger brother doesn't understand the rules when he goes out and hacks people, and the boss doesn't understand the rules, like a group of bear children who want to touch a tiger's butt when they see it.

5) The protagonist's strength is too strong, the Boss's death is wronged, and the most wronged is the mutual cheapness (sorry, this input method... guarding the sword, it is not intentional) The group of four was sold by Donnie Yen when they first appeared on the scene, 4 pieces People with combat power 8 accompanied the protagonist to carry the small bosses with combat power of 20, and they were also stabbed to death by the small bosses one by one. Do you know why they can't rest their eyes? Before they died, they found that Donnie Yen had a combat power of 50,000+. At the moment of death, they felt that it was not worth it. So when they were killed, the protagonist was playing with some fighters with a combat power of 1, which made it hard for me to feel sad.

6) Finally, ask another question: Did Xiaobeilei play this sword as an essay?
From this logic, I figured it out, and I sorted out the plot I think: A Lord Baylor has a collection of swords and displays them in the hall. It was discovered by the thief's subordinate, an Indian witch who knew Dongyang Ninjutsu, and sent a little fresh meat to steal the sword. The little fresh meat was caught before he could steal it. The big thief was afraid of confessing himself, so he sent someone to assassinate him. Xiao Xianrou, and the little boss girl who assassinated Xiao Xianrou should fall in love with Xiao Xianrou, so she went straight to get the sword, but seeing Xiao Xianrou and the little mixed-race girl get jealous together, she killed two guards along the way. (chu) sword (qi) person (tong), was finally beaten away by Michelle Yeoh. So, the mixed-race girl turned against Xiaoxianrou, and let Xiaoxianrou lead the way to encircle and suppress the big thief. Halfway, the little girl boss saw Xiaoxianrou and the little mixed-race looking at swordsmanship, and suffocated and stabbed to death two sword guards (collected a total of four, I'm missing three pieces), so the anger is still not resolved, the little female boss goes to the little mixed-race woman pk. According to the length of the weapon, the little mixed-race woman has been poked a few meters away by the boss daughter, but she chose to poke the fat, so the boss The little girl died under the sword (personally I think this should be a close-up, that kind of love for you but you don't know that you can only silently fulfill your feelings in an instant, who can say that you are not tired (tears)?). Let's talk about the big boss, the big boss with small braids has caused trouble from the beginning, robbing widows and children, bullying widows, and provoking older single women. I originally planned to name him Widow Buster, but Michelle Yeoh came out and it didn't count, except for bullying these women, He also attacked the passerby who fell unarmed and touched the porcelain. I saw the passerby fell at his feet, and was stabbed to death before he had corrupted the money. Looking at the expression of Nemesis, it was like the first time he stabbed someone. tangled. Back to the plot, the little nemesis, the big boss, didn't hurt Donnie Yen a hair (on the premise that Zhen's left hand was injured and was beaten by Master Xiaoxianrou and vomited blood), he was stabbed by Donnie Yen, and finally fell to his death. The last sentence means The deep emotion should be changed to: "Under the sunset...running....(Fast Forward"Fast Forward") Sprinkling at home is worth it in this life!"

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Extended Reading
  • Eula 2022-04-03 08:01:01

    Didn't Meng Sizhao be killed by the enemy to save Li Mubai?

  • Beulah 2022-04-05 09:01:07

    John Fusk's previous scripts, "The King of Kung Fu" and "Marco Polo" are still a mix of Chinese and Western. The result can only be a martial arts for Westerners, not the soul of the nation, everything is child's play. And the whole film was shot in New Zealand, the screen is full of beautiful pictures and soft light mirrors, and a lot of Chinese people are not accustomed to the soil and water, there is really no sei.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny quotes

  • Yu Shu Lien: Honor, duty, excuses for bloodshed. That is why I left it behind, all those years ago.