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Chadrick 2022-03-26 09:01:05

Fighting stars in war movies are always bad. Fighting is not by fists and feet, but by big scenes. When people want to see the leopard, he has to be seen, which makes people very embarrassed. I even doubt that this movie will be worse than "Kung Fu King". But maybe not, after all, two monks carrying water to eat this kind of thing will not happen in this film. Some actors can't always find their own position. Jet Li has played the emperor, I think he is better to play the bodyguard. Jackie Chan said that he is best suited to play a general, and I think he is best suited to play a policeman.

Western films about Chinese history disgust me. They are fake and contrived. Maybe they really don't understand what the outside world is like. Box office for China or America? Looking at this film, it can only be summed up in two words "frivolous".

Invite some people who can't speak Mandarin well but want to speak Mandarin to act. Is this the so-called original pronunciation? You can just speak Cantonese and type subtitles. I think it is the best. After all, there are many dialects in China.

Regarding China's historical war films, our own great directors are also in a mess, and the Western experience of China may still be learned from those self-righteous great directors in China. (Such as plagiarizing the rain of arrows from "Heroes"). I still like to watch the West's own history and mythology, because we don't understand it and need to learn, so I watch it vigorously.

There are still too many frivolous places in this film, such as time and place, time and space, monsters moving around, which national totem is the three-headed dragon? I think it is still evolved from the three-headed dog in the West. There is no dragon with wings in China.

Like "Chibi", this film is also a funny film, but the Mummy series has always been funny. "Chibi" is under the banner of remaking history, and it can only be said to be funny.

When watching this film, I quoted a certain subtitle, and the subtitle group was also making fun of this film later. Speaking of General Li's poor Chinese, how similar the array of arrows is, and the unfortunate child mummified in Peru...

I hope this is the end of my nauseating dream of the "Mummy" movie series. I don't want to do the stupid thing of watching 1, then 2, and then 3. Quoting a line from this film, "Breaking him is like breaking a vase in the Ming Dynasty," and I added, "Destroy him, it's like destroying the Yuanmingyuan."

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  • Braxton 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    There are quite a lot of places that are specially funny, and I laugh when I see it haha

  • Dane 2022-03-26 09:01:05

    Failure, failure, failure, failure, Yak spit out 2016.5.19 Chengdu, twenty-three. We walked out of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses together, looked back together, and ate the maocai in the room.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor quotes

  • Jonathan Carnahan: Much as I'd like to stay this boyishly handsome forever, Shangri-La is a crock.

    Rick O'Connell: Yeah, but that's what you used to say about mummies, too, Jon. You did pretty well off it.

    Jonathan Carnahan: Good point.

  • Mad Dog Maguire: Well, any self-respecting pilot would land on the valley floor, but I don't have any self-respect, so, uh, I'll put you down halfway up the mountain.