I thought about it for a long time in the theater with my friends tonight, and resolved the battle as quickly as possible. , we chose the most recent movie. After watching it, we were really excited and passionate. It was finally over. It was over. Yuan Heping finally proved his strength once again and made a movie that was even worse than "Su Qi'er".
This movie claims to be a sequel to Ang Lee's "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", my dear, this is a new benchmark for martial arts movies in the past few years, and it can be called a masterpiece. For the first part (although it has nothing to do with Ang Lee), we also have to sell face.
In the first part, although Fa Ge played Li Mubai, he was a lot older, but he had a crush on Yu Xiulian, who was also very old for many years. Although the two of them were eyeing each other, but Yu Xiulian and the hero of this part, Donnie Yen The leading actor Meng Sizhao ordered a baby kiss. The two never dared to get along with each other because of the pressure of the world (hehe), and objectively prevented the other heroine Yu Jiaolong from falling in love with her lover. In the end, the two did not get together (this must be criticized, not letting people fall in love freely, and letting them fall in love with each other). Don't let people live, hurry up and get rough) Then Li Mubai burped, and the first part is over.
The first one has been popular for many years because of Ang Lee because of Ang Lee.
The jealous Yuan Dawuzhi had been jealous for many years, and finally he finally tied a dog's tail and went out to make money.
At the beginning of the story, Tiebeile's pigtails were twisted. Forgive me for not having read the original work. I don't know why a Manchu prince would be the supreme martial artist.
Well, I'll accept this naughty setting for now. Then everyone began to covet his collection of Wudang swords, especially the big boss, who was tall and slender, and he was not a good person at first glance. Haha, I like Director Yuan's style. The bad guys are written on their faces, it is very clear Well, there are so many brainless settings in the back, so I don't care about that.
Then the heroine came to go to the funeral, and then was attacked by the gang of the big boss on the way. Fortunately, although the heroine had a wrinkled face, she was a martial arts master. So when he arrived in the capital, he was still unscathed. On the day of the funeral, he saw a little girl, and immediately saw that something was wrong. You, a little goblin, can still escape from my mother's eyes. Then the story jumped to the evening, the second male and the second female came out to steal the sword at the same time, my dear, the place where the sword is hidden is dangerous, there are porcelain everywhere (this movie is obviously going to be released abroad, how can we not show it? china?), the two of them fought in full swing, and they had to pay attention to the safety of these porcelains. Lord Baylor’s move was too cruel. The sword was hidden in the middle of a pile of porcelains. Although the two of them worked hard, the china was finally broken, and the second female took off the veil wisely and framed the second male for stealing the sword. She really was a scheming bitch. However, this is of no use. She has long been noticed by the heroine. Although she wanted to be a teacher, she was coldly rejected by the heroine.
The next day, the female number two practiced martial arts in the yard, and the male number two was locked in the cage next to it. This is unscientific. Well, I accept this naughty setting for the time being, otherwise, how can the second male and female lead flirt with each other? Then the heroine walked over coldly and pointed out one or two. The mouth says no, the body is still very honest. Then the second female lead couldn't stab the copper coins, and then the heroine demonstrated it again without stabbing her eyes. I thought, "Why don't you participate in the strongest brain when you are so powerful?" However, it is useless, female second. It's not the strongest brain, or you can't stab, the heroine just came to Barabara, which means that you young people are impetuous and easily confused, which is not good. Then he left, leaving the man and the woman flirting with each other.
Then the story goes back to the sword (the good and bad villains are about to forget about it), Little Baylor insisted not to send the sword away, saying that the sword is there, well, you seem to be very tired. But the heroine didn't think so, so she wrote a lot of posts to recruit people to protect the sword together. However, this is of no use. A mysterious person opened the post before and after. My chicken is frozen, and the male protagonist finally appeared, although I don’t understand why the male one and the second male can have their hair full of hair without a whip. The Qing Dynasty Isn't it stipulated that "keep your head without leaving your hair, keep your hair without leaving your head"? And you went to Baylor House in broad daylight, well, I'll accept this naughty setting for the time being.
Then the male protagonist went to a strange roadside stall and posted a post. He also had a group fight by the way. Then he recruited three men and a woman and four servants. The four servants released flying knives and punches. Killing the local ruffian in seconds, he seemed very tired, and then asked the mysterious man what his name was, and the mysterious man said "My name is Lone Wolf Lone Wolf Lone Wolf", such a boring name, I suddenly thought that I would play real CS, add When the instructors were on QQ, they were called Lonely Wolf. Well, so a group of people set off on the road. There were many beautiful scenery along the way. They climbed the mountains and looked at the sea. The five people had a great time. Finally arrived at the palace of the capital, the heroine saw the lone wolf, paralyzed, aren't you my baby kiss? Then he got angry and turned around and left (let the old lady keep her body like a jade for so many years, and the old lady is still a virgin). Then the movie instantly turned into a romance drama, with the two protagonists flirting with each other. During the period, the second girl also told the second male about her life experience. It turned out that her adoptive mother was the biological mother of the second male. Changed to Hanmei or something, and was beaten to death by the big boss, Yu Jiaolong said that he had cried and fainted in the toilet, and then the two men and two women began to look at each other and stop arguing.
Then the big boss said that he couldn't watch it anymore, and I had to push this movie to end. A group was sent to rob Ming, and a group of people rushed directly into the palace in the middle of the night. The worries that the big boss said before, "Are you asking me to rob the emperor's younger brother's house? Stupid!" don't know why. Well, I'll accept this naughty setting for now.
The big boss inexplicably went to destroy a sect, saying that he was laying out outside, and the sects who came to reinforce should not even think about entering the capital. It seemed very boring, but the group fight I expected was not completed, because none of the sects came.
Besides, a group of people under the big BOSS rushed into the palace to grab the sword. The female man with the gun seemed very tired and ran to the yard to find the second man who was detained and asked him where the sword was. I am also drunk with this IQ, and everyone has been arrested, how could I still know? This IQ is really stretched. The second female ran out and fought the female man, but it was of no use. The female man knocked out his weapon after three strikes and five divisions. Then the second male expressed that he was very kind and could not bear the second female to be injured (actually, he liked others), Then he made up the sword in the East Courtyard, and then the female man with insufficient IQ really went. He didn't even kill the second female, and he gave the sword back to others. He was still very kind, and he didn't look like a gangster at all! I don't care about the second male who was locked up, what about the team spirit?
Then the box of swords was opened, but it was the blind woman beside the big boss, who was also very ugly, but the box was empty, and the heroine of Jizhi had already taken it out for use. Then the little Lord Baylor rushed out, and I don't know why a dignified little prince wanted to rush over alone, and he didn't know martial arts or martial arts. Well, I'll accept this naughty setting for now. Then he was caught by the blind woman and threatened the heroine to hand over the sword (I always thought that Little Beller was very tired, even if you don't have martial arts, what about your soldiers? You are the emperor's nephew!), and then The heroine didn't say no, but the blind woman just killed Little Baylor and slipped away. The heroine almost broke down in her heart, saying that she agreed to exchange her life for a sword?
Then the female guy here really rushed to the east courtyard, and then the female servant who could let go of the flying knife came out to fight her. I was about to get excited, thinking that the flying knife was about to be released, and then the female servant was stabbed to death by the female guy, saying What about a good flying knife? What about the duel? Then one of the male servants also came out to beat the female guy, and was stabbed to death within two strokes. Then the female man who was in a hurry with violent IQ inexplicably stabbed the two servants to death and ran away without showing any intention of looking for a sword. A group of people rushed in and forgot their purpose, killed them for a while and then ran away. Well, I'll accept this naughty setting for now.
Then there are two followers, in order to avenge the two men, they came to beat the second male, saying that it was all the fault of your gang. Then the male protagonist said no, this was not enough for men, so he released the second male to fight them, and then punched each other a few times, and the second male was put back in the cage. Then the female lead ran away with the sword, and the second female came to want to go together, but the female lead disagreed, and the two began to fight. The female lead said that your master was Yu Jiaolong, no, Han Mei, your master learned martial arts secretly, Stealing a man is a bad boy, you didn't tell me that you are her apprentice, and you are also a big liar (Yu Jiaolong cried and fainted in the toilet again, although the old lady is rebellious and unruly, but is there a master who teaches martial arts?).
Then the second man had a dream at night, and the blind female blind man gave her a dream, although I don't know why she can dream (well, I accept this naughty setting for the time being). Said that if you didn't steal the sword to the boss, he would kill your master and then kill you, and then for the master he went to steal the sword after being released by the second female, and the second female expressed her sadness, and then the male protagonist stopped the second male, saying that I Knowing that you would go this way, you fought with the second male by the frozen river. When the second male was unable to fight, the master appeared and took two chicken feet, as if he was very tired, and then two During this period, the male protagonist also rescued the second male who fell into the water, trying to impress the two masters and apprentices, but it was of no use. It hung up, and the male protagonist was also injured. The female protagonist came, and stopped chasing Baojian, and continued to flirt with the male protagonist.
Then the second male ran back to the main altar of the big boss and tried to kill the boss with a sword, but it was of no use. The boss must be reserved for the male lead. When the second male was unable to fight, the male lead and the female lead appeared. , the second female and two followers appeared, but the officers and soldiers of Lord Baylor still did not appear (what about the royal status?), so a group of people began to fight again, the second male and the second female began to use swordsmanship, killing a lot of small children Minions, but I don't know how they learned it.
The male protagonist and the big boss were fighting for 300 rounds. The female protagonist flew up to help, and flew to half of the blind females and stabbed them with a sword, which shocked me, what an accurate blind man. Then the blind woman put down the curtains and played the heroine. However, this is of no use. The guests should not forget that the heroine is the strongest brain, and can stab copper coins without eyes, not to mention a big blind man. Wow, finally there is a place that echoes back and forth. So the blind woman pretended to be forced for three seconds, and immediately hiccupped, without even piercing the heroine's skin.
Then the camera swept across the duel between the valet and the female man. The two valet ended up just like their good friends. They were stabbed to death by the female man after three strikes, five out of two, and it was of no use. So the female man became the villain who killed the most decent people in this movie. She was better than her own leader. She originally thought that she should be able to start a business, but her IQ was in a hurry. She also wanted to stab the second daughter to death, but she could have stabbed the second daughter to death last time, but she didn't, and returned the sword to her, saying that you should be careful with me. I wanted to stab her to death within two days, but I couldn't. , To be stabbed to death by the other party, the IQ is really hurt. Although I don't understand why the spear is so long and the sword is so short, the second woman can stab a woman to death. But okay, I'll accept this naughty setting for now.
Of course, the second female was also stabbed, and the second male ran over and hugged her. At this time, the male protagonist and the big boss were still fighting, and I was very worried that the male protagonist would be injured, because the big boss looked very tired, and even grabbed the sword, I immediately boiled, the big boss finally got the sword, you guys This group of ignorant humans, wait for punishment, but the sword is useless, the big boss was stabbed to death with his own knife in a few seconds, and the blind woman pretended to force for three seconds, the big boss just took it He was stabbed to death by the sword. Yaya, you guys are so boring, why didn't you just rush over at the beginning of the movie and take out the underworld gang? Strategy is not all in vain! But okay, I've already accepted these naughty settings.
Then the male protagonist and the female protagonist put away the swords, and they were about to start flirting with each other, but they heard the second male crying. It turned out that the second female was poked. Bro, what a shame for the whole gang whose big boss was killed. However, Director Yuan's intention is something you and I can't guess. The heroine survived in the end. So the male lead and the female lead, the male lead and the female lead, went on a honeymoon with each other, and it doesn't matter whether the female lead really likes this doll kiss or Li Mubai who likes farts. In the end, the heroine also narrated a speech, which is very, very, very chicken soup for the soul. Then the screen ran out of the director's name...
In the end, I still don't understand the director's thoughts and original intentions for making this film. I'm also afraid that the brain-dead fans will come out and scold, "If you have the ability, you can come out and make one." the intent of the film. But the movie is rather obscure, with only the back of Yu Jiaolong, no, the nude on the back of Han Mei, which several friends always think is the best shot of the movie. I firmly criticized their evil thoughts, this movie was not well done, why didn't she turn around? Too many points! !
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