Do you dare to let your children watch animations that are more "dirty" than "Princess"?

Nestor 2022-12-11 13:35:45

Are you still speechless for "Prince Princess" offline? Recommending an animation that is also very "dirty" may give you some comfort.

When it comes to Northern Europe, we will first think of the pure snow world in "Frozen"; when we mention Denmark, we will first think of the world-renowned "Andersen's Fairy Tale", but we forget the origin of the Nordics. This time, Andersen's fellow told everyone with the "adult version of Lord of the Rings": We Nordics also have a nickname called Vikings. The story of "Barbarian Ronaldo" is very old-fashioned. Diaosi counterattacks and saves the world. The highlights are probably only understood by adults.

It is not false to say that this film is an "adult version of Lord of the Rings", because both draw inspiration from Norse mythology, and both the characters and the scenes are extremely similar, but "The Barbarian Ronald" is full of spoofs. For example, after everyone drank the blood of heroes in the opening scene, everyone turned into a burly warrior, except for the ancestor of the male pig's feet, this unlucky bastard who only drank the last drop of blood, only the place covered by the underwear changed.

Of course, you can also think of this film as an animated version of the Victoria's Secret show, because both men and women are walking around in thongs. For example, the messenger of the big villain, not only wearing thongs, but also a SM lover. For the first time, he saw that he did not beat his mount with a whip, but only his own knight.

As for Boy's Foot's companion, the fat troubadour holds the guitar in a suggestive gesture, like David Bowie's classic licking guitar photo. This person's only goal in this film is to pick up girls, but in a place similar to a daughter country, he gave up the paradise in his heart for the male pig's feet. It seems that good friends are more important.

The most classic part of this film is the pig's feet stealing something with an invisibility potion: there is only one place where there is no invisibility! There is only one place where there is no stealth! There is only one place where there is no stealth! The important thing is said three times, and the place covered by the underwear becomes the focus again. Seeing this, I can only say that the director is too vulgar, not only let the small bow and arrow hit the key point of the male pig's foot, but also constantly show it in close-up, for fear that everyone will not know that the Nordic people have strong taste?

Since it is the "adult version of Lord of the Rings", how can there be no elves? However, it is estimated that when Orlando Bloom saw the performance of the elves in this film, he must have wanted to kill him from the set of "Pirates of the Caribbean". Of course, in the end, it was a happy ending. Everyone came to the doomsday volcano that Frodo had come to, but this time there was no need to destroy the ring, and there was no trouble with Gulu. The male pig's foot was killed with a sword in anticipation. For the big villain, I guess the sword was also borrowed from Aragorn.

Whenever I hear someone say that cartoons are for children, I am moved. Whoever said that, dare you show animations like "Ronal the Barbarian" to your children? Therefore, a thousand words are combined into one sentence: not all animations are suitable for children to watch.

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Ronal the Barbarian quotes

  • Narrator: [Opening scene with the people in slavery by the demons with the Demon Zaal ruling over them] In the beginning there was only darkness. And out of that darkness was born the Demon Zaal, ruler of the sa kiddies and oppressor of humankind.

    Narrator: But from out of the shadows came Kron. Warrior above all warriors, and bearer of the gods saw.

    [Then the hero warrior shows up on the mountaintop, he jumps from the mountain and lands on the ground and frees the human slaves]

    Narrator: He freed humankind and led them to victory.

    [Then the demons charged after Kron but he slices them with a sword and punches a hole in the demons stomach doing a hand pose. He then runs up against a giant demon and stabs him on the head and the demon explodes. But Kron got impaled in the chest and blood came gushing out of his chest]

    Narrator: But victory was barely won, suffering a mortal wound to his heart. Kron bled for seven days and seven nights, and a hundred warriors drank of his spilled blood and bared his strength.

    [Then the warriors developed mass muscles the men with muscular biceps, the woman with bigger breasts, but Ronal took one drop of blood and developed a bigger crotch spot]

    Narrator: Kron looked down on them and what he saw was good, and with that he died. Thus were born the barbarians, the mighty sons of Kron.

    [Then the movie title Ronal the Barbarian shows on screen and the movie begins]

  • The Oracle: Alright that's it I'm done shitting. Now get to wiping.