Ya is the youngest daughter of God, and her brother Jesus was killed, leaving only one sculpture at home. God is a very vulgar man, and he is very mean to his wife. In Genesis, he just started to create some animals, but it didn't work well, and then he created a man in his own image, and this man also found a woman labeled Eva, had children with her, and had many offspring. In this way, God can satisfy his bad tastes, he makes wars, kills, and makes everyone's fate difficult.
Then, God needed to find the opening to vent, and he invented human nature to make them struggle in pain. He is busy working out the rules of "the universal predicament of mankind":
2127: The ideal sleep time is always ten minutes longer than the actual.
2129: When your body is submerged in the tub, the phone will always ring just in time.
2125: The one that falls to the ground is always the jam-coated side. Otherwise, the jam is on the wrong side.
2126: It's always the freshly washed dishes that break.
2128: When queuing, the other team always moves faster.
2231: Misfortunes don't come singly
. Of course, the most interesting thing is that these laws were finally fulfilled on him after he went to the world, so he said, don't do evil.
Once Ya ran into her father's room, turned over the computer, and found that it was full of pictures of disasters. She was very dissatisfied with her father. Saying he was disgusting at the dinner table, God got angry, and he chased Yada and whipped her. Ya is so angry that she decides not to bear it anymore and makes a plan.
"First, make him suffer a little, torture him, which you can understand as out of anger."
"And then, once that happens, it's time for me to leave."
Ya first went to inquire about her statue brother, JC told her that she must first gather believers, and then bring believers to write a "Super New Testament". Their conversation is so ironic and witty! After the conversation, JC had to return to his original position, and felt really tired.
Ya sneaks into her father's room and sends everyone a death date. Then she climbed into the washing machine, followed the long passage to the human world, and began to search for her six followers. The old man, Victor, can write a little bit. Because he is poor and can't afford a mobile phone, he has not received the death notice and helped her to record the conversation.
Ya takes Victor on a journey to find believers. Every believer is very unique, but I feel that the novelty behind it is a bit less, but it is still very good~
This movie is a bit like the Indian movie "My God", and it is a bit satirical about the meaning of religion, but I think this The drama is mainly comedy, and the strength of reflecting the reality has been diluted, and it is not as deep as the feeling of "My God". But there are still a lot of golden sentences in it. For example, in the conversation between Ya and JC, Ya said that she can't write a book, JC said to find someone to write it, do you think I wrote the book myself? There are quite a few sentences like this.
Spoiler again, in the end, God was sent to Uzbekistan as a laundry worker after he was exiled! It really feels like a tiger is falling and Pingyang is being bullied by a dog, but this is all his own...
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