This bowl of chicken soup is burnt, I give zero points

Kari 2022-03-25 09:01:23

When I saw that the label of the movie was set as "love, comedy", I knew that this should be a bowl of warm and intimate Sanjiu cold spirits, specializing in all kinds of dissatisfaction, but what I didn't expect was that it would end up in me What was in front of me was a bowl of sour chicken soup, which really made me lose my appetite.

It shouldn't be like this.

Jackie Chan Shu Qi starring, Zhou Huajian, Tony Leung, and many other celebrities in the role, as well as Zhou Xingchi, Ren Xianqi, Wu Yanzu, Feng Delun, and even the passers-by are Wu Junru's level, and even the vulgar stalk of a drifting bottle can be written as a glass bottle. It can be said to be an ingredient. The top-level layout is high-end, and it should be a foolproof work no matter what.

It's a pity that the old vinegar of the "Overbearing President Falls in Love with Cinderella" brand is too much, and it is sour.

A village girl at the seaside in the countryside picked up a drifting bottle and ran thousands of miles away to meet a domineering president. After all kinds of silly and sweet, she staged the vulgar "Innocent heroine relies on a warm male president, and the president falls in love with a little white girl. "The bridge section, followed by the rotten stalk "You lied to me, so I don't count until you are finished" to help the male protagonist realize that his true love turned out to be the female protagonist, and then the local tyrant took it. Happy ending with money. I don't know how the director and the screenwriter have the courage to change such a bloody old-fashioned plot to a few actors before putting it on the screen. I know that your lineup is strong and funny, but I'm sorry, you can't save ten Wu Yanzu by throwing it in it. Come back to this drastic plot and the powerful logic loopholes in it.

The heroine relies on the protagonist's halo to raise wild dolphins and can communicate with her. She trains wild dolphins to be as obedient and obedient as domestic pet dogs, and she can hold a bottle in her mouth. He is gay, and he also takes the heroine's yacht high with food and shelter. After getting along with each other, he must have been intimidated by the heroine's halo. The heroine gets the lifeboat skills in seconds, and gets along with the warm male president. I can’t say a few words at night and I’ll fall in love completely. This speed is no one. The next thing I change clothes, shirts, eats, are rude and cute. What happened when the soda turned around and disappeared? ? ? ! ! ! Don't you feel that people are interesting and in love? ! ! Dancing for no reason like this makes me feel like I've missed a piece of it! Afterwards, "You don't need to pay for the halo when you crash the lifeboat" and "I'm obviously not familiar with you, why should I help you catch Kaizi? Hey", let's pretend we can't see it, anyway, the heroine is stupid and white as long as she is in love. The whole world has to help make way. As for why President Hua Xin fell in love with the silly and sweet heroine in just one day of getting along, it is hard to extricate himself from it. Come to explain haha~~

But to be honest, what makes me dance the most is that the reason why the girl slaps the president's face is that you are too embarrassed to say "You lied to me"! ! I really can't understand if the girl who started to deceive people from the first side and then even colluded to act and deceive people felt a little bit embarrassed when she said these three words, big sister, people know that your identity is fake or are they willing to Playing with you all the time and Nima's all kinds of pampering smiles makes me almost unbearable, isn't it a sign of the legendary cancer! If cheating in your pure and flawless world is really a heinous crime that kills your whole family and makes you lose your smile and never recover, please, don't you think you should be killed 10,000 times by your own strong self-esteem! ! ! If you put it before the founding of the People's Republic of China, "Double Standard" would be just like you when you cultivated into the elite! ! !

In all fairness, though, those weren't the worst parts of the show. Old Chen's acetic acid is sour, at least not bad, but the most important raw material in it, our starring Shu Qi, can't collide with this innocent and ignorant silly Bai Tian, ​​who looks mixed with a little girl's innocence and a woman's style There are thousands of Shu Qi, but the experience and opinions in real life make people feel awkward about the labels of "innocent" and "unworldly", and they are more or less uncomfortable when drinking this bowl of chicken soup. .

After all, this "Gu's Chicken Soup" specially cooked for the Lunar New Year stalls, although it is full of martial arts, love, humor and sadness, it still makes people want to say: "I'm sorry, this bowl of chicken soup is cooked, I give zero points."

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