Kids, it's not called burning coal, it's called steampunk, it's not Victoria, smoky, unhappy

Hazle 2022-03-24 09:03:08

3 and a half stars, 3 and a half stars, all for the steamboat that can fly. When I saw the thick smoke billowing white air, and the shape was stupid, black and thick, I was high. I
can watch it.
How to say this film is really not good The problem with this book is that the director's ability is the second, but to say that the attitude is absolutely correct is not like what many people said above.
If you are here to complain about the settings, you should ignore all the sci-fi movies. Well, steam power is steam power. tm told you it was burning coal? ? Having said that, as a sci-fi movie, this movie is just like chicken flying and dogs dancing biubiubiu. If the electronic screen is flying around, it is really worthless.
I haven't seen this type in real sci-fi for a long time. I am very excited to see that steamship. The machinery is similar to the steam boy The war scene is similar to the final exile Victorian architecture World War I trench warfare Wet trenches with bayonets and cannons I said this steam feeling I kneeled to the director but said it was not detailed enough The caliber of weapons behind the setting of large-caliber or symbol steam technology is tacky.

To put it bluntly, it should be short of money, but I can't understand the cast of Thomas Jane's fog, Ron Perlman, the monkey-faced Hellboy wearing Wen Qingmu needs no introduction I don't have you on the cast list. I can't verify how much these people were worth in 2008. It's okay, don't make so many familiar faces. If you don't have money, you spend some money on special effects
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More steaming, more steaming, more steaming, important things, three times, no more turrets, what to talk about steaming, just when I saw it, there is an air battle, I wanted to see a video of steam and smoke billowing from the whole body turret, barrage, swatting flies, coupled with a steam engine The roaring joke ended up being a perfunctory kamikaze in an instant. In fact, all the vehicle shots in the film are pitiful. Save some money and pinch them off later. This is like a god. Do n't talk about the shortcomings

, and don't talk about the action scenes

Is it a drama? Others hack people, I haven't seen Dai Wenqingmu, a double-knife bitch, I know she killed a lot of people, Nima, please, why don't you play the whole thing? It’s not that people can’t play in slow motion.

As for the plot, it’s actually okay. The nonsensical mutants don’t talk about this old stalk of creating a dungeon in a group. It’s actually quite useful. The setting of the previous action is too sloppy.

Anyway , you can still watch it.

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Mutant Chronicles quotes

  • Severian: What do you believe in?

    Maj. 'Mitch' Hunter: I don't get paid to believe, I get paid to fuck shit up.

  • Lt. Maximillian von Steiner: Any last words?

    Maj. 'Mitch' Hunter: Shut the fuck up.