A big pot of bad jokes

Garnett 2022-03-25 09:01:08

I've always disliked Adam Sandler, mostly because he wasn't funny.
But for the sake of pixels, I still went to the cinema to watch it, but as a comedy, the jokes between humans in this film are still all kinds of embarrassment, all kinds of cold scenes, not funny at all, and I must firmly avoid Adam Sandler in the future.

The logic of this film is too problematic, the aliens are so high-tech but obviously have problems with their IQ. A country declares war on you, and the way you fight is to play games with him? Best of three games? Is it good to have such a high technology to open it directly? This kind of classical warfare in which generals duel in Romance of the Three Kingdoms simply doesn't make sense.
Moreover, those few otakus, who can play games, suddenly have a photon cannon that is better than a soldier's ability to reflect? It blows too hard.
Little Devil's cheat code, how could it be effective? How did he make it work?

Too many questions, not to mention them one by one, anyway, avoid Adam Sandler in the future


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Extended Reading
  • Ludie 2022-04-21 09:01:59

    As Ren Fan, he didn't hold back when he saw Donkey Kong. Naturally, he watched it for the so-called feelings, but there was not much play that could really evoke feelings. He just borrowed the theme of gimmicks, which was considered a farce of extraterrestrial invasion.

  • Federico 2021-11-30 08:01:28

    From the film itself, it is really boring, such routines, dealings, and incredible emotional drama, the otaku world out of lust. However, for a certain generation, he can indeed evoke some childhood memories, past game times. Ugh

Pixels quotes

  • Sam Brenner: Pac-Man's a bad guy?

  • [Donkey Kong appears on top of the platform]

    Sam Brenner: Donkey Kong.

    [Donkey Kong rolls a barrel down]

    President Will Cooper: It's just a barrel. How bad can it hurt?

    [Donkey Kong throws down a blue barrel to the oil drum that explodes]