A big pot of bad jokes

Garnett 2022-03-25 09:01:08

I've always disliked Adam Sandler, mostly because he wasn't funny.
But for the sake of pixels, I still went to the cinema to watch it, but as a comedy, the jokes between humans in this film are still all kinds of embarrassment, all kinds of cold scenes, not funny at all, and I must firmly avoid Adam Sandler in the future.

The logic of this film is too problematic, the aliens are so high-tech but obviously have problems with their IQ. A country declares war on you, and the way you fight is to play games with him? Best of three games? Is it good to have such a high technology to open it directly? This kind of classical warfare in which generals duel in Romance of the Three Kingdoms simply doesn't make sense.
Moreover, those few otakus, who can play games, suddenly have a photon cannon that is better than a soldier's ability to reflect? It blows too hard.
Little Devil's cheat code, how could it be effective? How did he make it work?

Too many questions, not to mention them one by one, anyway, avoid Adam Sandler in the future


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  • Bartholome 2022-04-23 07:01:57

    I guess only hardcore like it

  • Paris 2022-04-21 09:01:59

    2015.08.09@VUE cambridge. I went to the cinema with the children of other families, and after watching the feature film for half an hour, I was so bored that I left the stage together, and I also endured the advertisement for half an hour in front of it! So a friendly reminder to watch this film in the UK must be more than an hour late for admission!

Pixels quotes

  • Max Headroom: Well, well, well! Look who's here, Q-Bert the traitor and his cheating friends! Come to beg for a second chance? You're in luck! The boss wants to me-me-meet ya in person! So come on up. If you defeat him, you save your planet and destroy our warriors. But if you lose... Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Hahahaha!

  • Sam Brenner: Why didn't you call me then?

    Ludlow Lamonsoff: Because the CIA has been tapping my phones ever since I found out the Zapruder film has been edited, JFK shot first.

    Sam Brenner: Ludlow, it is you.