What the hell is this?

Angel 2022-04-04 09:01:08

First of all, I have to say that the movie restores the comic scenes very realistically, and I can smell a strong bloody feeling across the screen. The last time I felt this way was when I watched the environmental film "Mermaid in the Sewer". Don't ask me when I watched it, anyway I'm still underage (covering my face) = =
The advantages of this movie have all been said, and I'm going to start complaining next
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High energy alert ahead!
High energy alert!
At the beginning of the film, the male protagonist stands on the cannonball and looks up at the sky at a 45-degree angle without leaving tears of despair.
What the hell are bikini beauties and the sea painted on the shells? What the hell is a pre-liberation helicopter when the city walls are broken by giants?
The heroine was clearly heartbroken when the giants devoured human beings wantonly, and the Virgin was taken away by the giants in order to save the baby. Later, I don't know when it reappeared, and the plot did not explain what the hell was it?
What the hell is the corps soldier who can't use the three-dimensional mobile device to be sent to the giant chassis outside the city to perform the task?
When the woman heard the baby crying, regardless of their situation in the giant's lair, she insisted on finding the source of the sound. The male protagonist did not stop it, but became a pig teammate and attracted the giant. What the hell? In order to highlight the secondary disease and love overflowing disorder of this group of people?
After meeting the male protagonist, the female protagonist treats her with cold eyes as if she sees her ex, but what the hell is an apple with a soldier named Shikishima ambiguous? It's obvious that Alan and Mikasa are lovers whose childhood relationship is like a brother and sister. I mean I'm blind!
When the male protagonist and the gun friend are about to start the scene that is not suitable for children, the giant's hideous giant eyes suddenly appear behind, and the male protagonist is stunned until the gun friend is eaten by the giant. What the hell?
During the battle with the giants, that Captain Shikishima didn't fight even if he still stood on the roof and watched the group of vegetables being torn to pieces by the giants? Hey, you're the giant's spy!
When I saw it at the end, I suddenly felt that giants were responsible for the acting and cuteness of the entire film! HUO!

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Extended Reading
  • Wyatt 2022-04-08 09:01:13

    The male protagonist didn't believe that there were giants trying to escape from the city, but after witnessing the real ancient giant corpse, he watched the play without rushing or panic, and after a long time, he said, "So this thing really exists" hehe. And before the 3rd master entered the corps, such a small woman was bitten by a giant, but when she entered the corps, she didn't have 8-pack abs. That regiment commander, you are an idiot, you would pose and scream and kill more giants. Hello! Eat the numb apple! How do you see it without a commander? There is a sequel! The plot changes

  • Larue 2022-03-30 09:01:12

    Except for the other characters in Hong Kong, I really want to slap them to death.