The first movie that left the scene halfway, refreshed the lower limit of my tolerance

Jaunita 2022-03-26 09:01:12

Inexplicable footage, inexplicable background sound. Also, director, did you shoot with an 8MP phone? The picture quality is simply. . The 87 version of Dream of Red Mansions has both visual sense.

Throughout the article, various forms of pretence are used, and the audience is always reminded, look, I'm pretending, look, I'm pretending again. I seem to hear the director say silently, you idiots, can't you understand? If you don't understand it, you're right. Actually, I don't even know what I'm shooting.

The plot is slow like a slideshow. I think even the worst mobile phone can take pictures clearly, because the picture doesn't move at all. The director must have Alzheimer's, and the brain's ability to receive information is limited, so he can only watch this kind of slideshow, so he just filmed it.

The daughter-in-law said a sentence very well. This film is only suitable for the Mid-Autumn Festival, because only ghosts can understand it. .

In addition, I really don't know why this film has such a high rating. No matter how bad the film was before, I can at least see the end, and this one. . Sorry, I really can't stand it.

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Extended Reading
  • Tamia 2022-04-01 09:01:14

    I'm sorry my Chinese teacher, the large amount of classical Chinese dialogue in the film left me at a loss, not to mention the historical background and the relationship between the characters that left me at a loss. It can only be said that I have finally seen Hou Hsiao-hsien. With the capital to pretend, there is nothing else.

  • Fredrick 2022-03-30 09:01:09

    Shooting martial arts in the way of Ozu, the old man marrying a woman and the chivalrous man returning to hermit have the implication of infinite life, and it is thorough except for the blank. But it's not perfect. The artistic conception of landscapes and other things is a foreigner's. There is no advantage to shooting a fighting scene like that except it doesn't look good. The script is not well written, the so-called classical lines are far from "Death of the Red Rabbit", and some Taiwanese actors are also really bad (yes, Zhang Zhen is talking about you).

The Assassin quotes

  • Xia Jing: [subtitled version] The way of the sword is pitiless. Saintly virtues play no part in it.