D&D are two big idiots

Gennaro 2022-03-26 09:01:14

I've been wanting to scold these two idiots for more than a month, and I've been lazy to write. Today, my hand hurts when I play games, I should rest.

It was clear before that the five seasons were going to go completely parallel at the beginning, which is probably the case. But still can't help but sweat for these two idiots.
At the end of the fourth season, which of the main creators forgot and said this sentence: The reason for deleting Shixin is because Shixin is a murderous madman, and his existence is meaningless, and he is very happy to delete her.
Ouch, I immediately felt it, this main creator is amazing. As a result, after watching the fifth season, I think I still underestimated it.

Having a glass of wine before, to our esteemed King Balon, one more year to live, the brothers on the Iron Islands are all well.

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first. The actor who played Barristan is a big fan of the original book, and he wrote a letter to D&D about how the Meereen line unfolded. The result was ignored, Laoba was very unhappy, and complained for a while. As a result, Martin hasn't spoken yet, D&D has spoken, old man, you should die quickly, the audience likes to watch not you, but the love scenes of eunuchs and palace maids. As a result, the old man died. Oh heh heh

second. According to my four years of university psychology studies, these two idiots should be too strict with my wife at home. They have daughters who are also riding on their heads all day long. My mother is always at home at home. A few words of instruction led to a psychological distortion. So it was completely presented in A Song of Ice and Fire.
performance 1. In the fourth season, I didn't care much about Xue Yi's drama being complained about. After watching the fifth season, I can only see Xue Yi's role in the play.
performance 2. I really disliked the character Sansha in the first three books. It should be that Sansha's psychological and method progress after Littlefinger pushed Lisa down surprised me. Before I looked it up, I found that Sansha was already at King's Landing. He already knew his position very well. Even so, he didn't lose his heart, always thinking of returning to Winterfell. It turns out that Joffrey's abuse in those years was not without results. It's really a great feeling to feel that an ignorant child can keep moving forward on a road full of thorns and stick to his heart. As a result, D&D was too powerful, and Littlefinger gave her to Xiao Felkin, and became Jenny Poole once. Then came the scene that made me feel like the most disgusting scene in the entire 50 episodes of A Song of Ice and Fire. I have to say that D&D is really high. Littlefinger is the last winner in life, right? The humiliation Sansha suffered before was equivalent to nothing, it's amazing, the female characters were originally used to spoil.
performance 3. Emma, ​​the second point is so clear, and the reason why Dorne was deleted from a very important role, Arianne, is too obvious. In order to prevent the eldest child from being hereditary, and to prevent a woman from being the head of a kingdom, you two really took great pains. Are you afraid of being too weak for the reason why the little prince Quentin went to Long Ma? Yes, you have completely ignored these, as long as the ratings, the ratings are Tristan and Myrcella falling in love. Are you two really afraid that Nymeria took the Royna out of a grave seven thousand years ago and popped your assholes?
performance 4. I don't like the character of Cersei per se, but I think one of Martin's five most successful characters in the entire book is Cersei. Not much to say about the results, everyone has watched the drama, it's a whole 4m49s, it's amazing. But that's right, the ratings have improved, and taking off your clothes and fucking is the guarantee of ratings, you two can still feast your eyes, haha, it's not like this since the first season, I thought it was the whole of HBO at the time. The environment is so. D&D, I really want to fuck eighteen generations of your ancestors.
performance 5. Ahahahahahaha, Shirin was burned, ahahahahaha. Stannis's affectionate confession to his daughter in front of him was all fake, and he invited so many people to cure Shireen's gray phosphorus disease for this moment, logic was eaten by dogs hahahaha. Why, the ratings! D&D Your mother was burned to death, hurry home and have a look. Also, if you say "Shileen was burned to death is in the book", you will be hit by a car when you go out.
Performance 6. Melisandre. As the most prodigious and "evil" existence, what happened to running back to find Jon in the end, didn't he already burn a king's blood? Where is the King of Light in your home? There are also people who speculate about what Melisandre temporarily realized that Azor Ahai was reincarnated not by Stannis but by Jon. You are really amazing, and people who have been brainwashed by idiots are probably like this.
performance 7. After the cast of the sixth season, I didn't find a character that impressed me, and dared to say "Never Forget the North, Foyle" in front of the big skin. Possibly, because this earl is called Barbare Dustin, the powerful female earl of the North that Bolton respects three-pointed.

again. D&D Erlu has been black all his life, burning Xilin is just a silhouette. As a result, what year and month can the fat man in Baigang wait for Onion to save Emperor Tommen. "This is my condition, you smuggle back to my monarch, and I respect Stannis as the king." In this way, the fourth and fifth book is the most burning paragraph. yellow. The daughter was burned, the wife was hanged, the lover ran away, and then was hanged and beaten by the little skin, and finally was killed by a woman, a woman. It's too bad, people are not as good as a woman in your heart.

again. Sam's line, in the book, going south to Old Town is considered semi-mandatory, and the reason is still sufficient, after all, it is still with old Aemon. In the play, any idiot can see that Jon is embattled, and as a result, he was almost raped by Geely and left Castle Black to go to Old Town. The point of taking the initiative to run is really high, and the reason is very good. Two stabs at a brother for a woman, no, a few stabs.

again and again. The funds are not enough, all of them are given to Wardrobe and Dragon. If you want a big scene, you haven't seen how well 508 Rescue Difficulty is well received. As for Stannis's northern frontier and Meereen's defense battle, what are the plot lines? As long as you can turn the camera, those are all good (sheng) shooting (qian).

finally. This is a bit funny. It is estimated that the fifth season was scolded too badly. The role of the magician Benello was deleted in the sixth season and replaced by a female. Ah, hahahahaha, you can see it.

In short. The values ​​delivered by D&D are terrible. Man, Woman, Brother, Stannis/Barristan. Women are here to show their breasts and fuck them, and brothers are here to cheat. Stannis Barristan, can you find me again, please? Really have to admire ah.

Off topic, it seems that D&D's report for the Emmys seems to have compiled the episodes by itself, so there is a funny thing like 510 nominations. In other words, if Hermione had a sex scene with Harry Potter in the end, would the fans lift the roofs of the directors of Warner Bros.?

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The Wars to Come quotes

  • Melisandre: We all must choose, man or woman, young or old, lord or peasant, our choices are the same. We choose light or we choose darkness. We choose good or we choose evil. We choose the true god or the false.

  • Tyrion Lannister: I still don't see why I had to stay in this fucking crate once we set sail.

    Lord Varys: I saved your life. If they catch you, they catch me. I cannot say I feel overly guilty about leaving you in that fucking crate.