As a Premier League fan for more than 10 years, I just want to spit

Nikita 2022-03-24 09:02:22

Lan 8, 38 Jie, also known as 61 Jie (I'm a MU fan, what do you say), Raul, Zidane, Eriksen, Beckham, Shearer, Master Bei,

etc. ——Tucao demarcation line——————

1. Labor certificate, dear, how did you get the labor certificate? You are an illegal immigrant!

2. Newcastle's home stadium is so old that it is not this new type of postless stadium at all.

3. Don't you know that your brother injured his knees while exercising on the road? You'll get the team doctor laid off!

4. They rented Fulham's home stadium. In other words, is it because Fulham's rental fee is the lowest in London before choosing this away game? Didn't you mention Defoe, so why not go to White Hart Lane?

5. Can you wear No. 26 instead of No. 36 or even No. 46 when you play for the first team for the first time? ? ? Terry cried and fainted in the toilet.

6. The No. 10 star is worth 8,000,000 pounds. What is the concept of 8 million pounds? Even Evergrande's foreign aid Goulart has more than this amount of money. This money is now at the level of signings in the Chinese Super League...

7. I don't know what position he plays in the end. From the plot point of view, this guy likes to ride a bicycle, has a thin footwork, eats alone (doesn't like to pass the ball), and plays on the front wing, is a Latin player, and has a free-kick skill - I'll go, Isn't this Ronaldo?

8. Nana smiled slightly. Newcastle and Liverpool are all weak. To argue about the strength of 4, who can fight in the Premier League? Wenger said that we are even afraid of ourselves when we fight for 4~

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Extended Reading
  • Audreanne 2022-04-24 07:01:15

    Baros, Morientes, Reese, Finnan, Hypia, what plot do I watch when I see you~ The 0405 season jersey is so beautiful! How are Newcastle friends?

  • Guadalupe 2022-04-23 07:02:48

    Big-name cameos are a highlight

Goal! The Dream Begins quotes

  • Erik Dornhelm: So, when I say go, I want you to run as fast as you can to the goal, ok?

    Santiago Munez: Yeah!

    Erik Dornhelm: Go! Come back. Again, go! What did you learn?

    Santiago Munez: That, that you can score from half way.

    Erik Dornhelm: No, that the ball can travel faster than you!

  • [Roz the nurse is giving a physical examination]

    Santiago Munez: What's your name?

    Roz Harmison: Roz Harmison.

    Santiago Munez: I- I mean your first name.

    Roz Harmison: You don't need to know that.

    [she goes over and puts on a pair of latex gloves]

    Roz Harmison: You don't need to know where I live, or what my star sign is, or what I'm doing on a Saturday night. I'm going to have to take blood.

    Santiago Munez: Oh, hey, really? I don't like needles.

    Roz Harmison: Oh, but you have a tattoo or is that a transfer?

    Santiago Munez: That was a gang thing.

    Roz Harmison: You were in a gang?

    Santiago Munez: Not anymore. There's only three ways to get out of a gang, either you get shot, you go to jail, or in my case you have a grandmother who will kick some sense into you.

    [Roz pokes Santiago with the needle]

    Santiago Munez: Ow!

    Roz Harmison: Sorry, tough guy.