As a Premier League fan for more than 10 years, I just want to spit

Nikita 2022-03-24 09:02:22

Lan 8, 38 Jie, also known as 61 Jie (I'm a MU fan, what do you say), Raul, Zidane, Eriksen, Beckham, Shearer, Master Bei,

etc. ——Tucao demarcation line——————

1. Labor certificate, dear, how did you get the labor certificate? You are an illegal immigrant!

2. Newcastle's home stadium is so old that it is not this new type of postless stadium at all.

3. Don't you know that your brother injured his knees while exercising on the road? You'll get the team doctor laid off!

4. They rented Fulham's home stadium. In other words, is it because Fulham's rental fee is the lowest in London before choosing this away game? Didn't you mention Defoe, so why not go to White Hart Lane?

5. Can you wear No. 26 instead of No. 36 or even No. 46 when you play for the first team for the first time? ? ? Terry cried and fainted in the toilet.

6. The No. 10 star is worth 8,000,000 pounds. What is the concept of 8 million pounds? Even Evergrande's foreign aid Goulart has more than this amount of money. This money is now at the level of signings in the Chinese Super League...

7. I don't know what position he plays in the end. From the plot point of view, this guy likes to ride a bicycle, has a thin footwork, eats alone (doesn't like to pass the ball), and plays on the front wing, is a Latin player, and has a free-kick skill - I'll go, Isn't this Ronaldo?

8. Nana smiled slightly. Newcastle and Liverpool are all weak. To argue about the strength of 4, who can fight in the Premier League? Wenger said that we are even afraid of ourselves when we fight for 4~

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Goal! The Dream Begins quotes

  • Santiago Munez: [a bunch of the guys are going into a bar] Do I need an ID or anything?

    Jamie Drew: ID... Identification?

    Santiago Munez: Yeh... I mean, how old do you have to be to get a drink here?

    Jamie Drew: ...er eleven.

  • Barry Rankin: [Talking to someone on the phone] What's cool and hangs up?

    [And then hangs up]