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things in fairy tale are lies
Branson 2022-03-26 09:01:05
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Baker's Wife: You got the cape?
Baker: What have you done with the cow?
Baker's Wife: ...She ran away.
Baker: What?
Baker's Wife: Never reached home. I've been looking for her all night!
Baker: How could you!
Baker's Wife: Well she might just as easily run away from you.
Baker: But she didn't.
Baker's Wife: But she might've done!
Baker: But she didn't!
Baker's Wife: BUT SHE MIGHT'VE DONE!
Baker: BUT SHE DIDN'T!
Witch: [magically appearing] WHO CARES! Cow's gone! Get it back! Get it back!
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Baker's Wife: I wish, more than anything...