It turned out that Wu Dalang got it all.

Sherwood 2022-03-25 09:01:08

A baker in Europe has a beautiful wife. In order to give birth to a child, he contacts an old aunt. Then the gear of fate starts to turn. As a result, the beautiful wife meets the prince who has just married a beautiful woman. The prince had a derailment and finally fell off a cliff and died. This set of plots should have been written by the screenwriter after watching "Water Margin", that's for sure.

When Depp first came out, he looked like a squirrel in a wolf's skin, one of the worst of all his images, and the worst of all the big bad wolf personifications. The story of Little Red Riding Hood is completely inconsistent, except for gluttony, there is no breakthrough, but letting Depp seduce her, it is in line with the metaphor of protecting the chastity of young girls in fairy tales. Anna is quite cute this time. In snl, she said that she was born in musicals and has a good singing voice. This time she really showed off, and the Cinderella she played actually followed the baker in the end. Rapunzel is a complete cannon fodder, and she basically has nothing to do with her in the later stage.

Disney screwed up this time. Except for the music, the plot is so bad. Is this the beauty of taking the initiative to sing about cheating and domestic violence? What should have been a good fairy tale skewer turned into a mess, and the screenwriter wrote it wherever he thought of it. Aunt Mei actually got a nomination based on this, and the special effects are basically all on Aunt Mei, and the giant battle behind has a low-cost taste. The prince's unnatural ripping off clothes is really pretentious and basic. Is this a continuation of the dark rhythm of the prince's life in "Frozen"?

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Into the Woods quotes

  • Baker: As the Prince anxiously waited, the stepmother took matters, and Florinda's foot, into her own hands.

    Florinda: Careful, my toe!

    Stepmother: Darling, I know!

    Florinda: What will we do?

    Stepmother: It'll have to go/but when you're his bride/you can sit or ride/you'll never need to walk!

    [cuts off Florinda's toe and Florinda screams in pain]

    Baker: Minus one toe, Florinda mounted the Prince's horse, unaware of the blood dripping from the slipper. Lucinda was next...

    Lucinda: Why won't it fit?

    Stepmother: Darling, be still/cut off a bit of the heel and it will/and when you're his wife/you'll have such a life/you'll never need to walk!

    [cuts of Lucinda's heel and Lucinda screams in pain]

    Baker: Minus a heel, Lucinda did her best to swallow the pain.

    Stepmother: It's a perfect fit your highness!

    [Lucinda faints]

  • Jack: Magic what type of magic?

    Baker's Wife: Tell him.

    Baker: Magic that, uh, defies description.