It turned out that Wu Dalang got it all.

Sherwood 2022-03-25 09:01:08

A baker in Europe has a beautiful wife. In order to give birth to a child, he contacts an old aunt. Then the gear of fate starts to turn. As a result, the beautiful wife meets the prince who has just married a beautiful woman. The prince had a derailment and finally fell off a cliff and died. This set of plots should have been written by the screenwriter after watching "Water Margin", that's for sure.

When Depp first came out, he looked like a squirrel in a wolf's skin, one of the worst of all his images, and the worst of all the big bad wolf personifications. The story of Little Red Riding Hood is completely inconsistent, except for gluttony, there is no breakthrough, but letting Depp seduce her, it is in line with the metaphor of protecting the chastity of young girls in fairy tales. Anna is quite cute this time. In snl, she said that she was born in musicals and has a good singing voice. This time she really showed off, and the Cinderella she played actually followed the baker in the end. Rapunzel is a complete cannon fodder, and she basically has nothing to do with her in the later stage.

Disney screwed up this time. Except for the music, the plot is so bad. Is this the beauty of taking the initiative to sing about cheating and domestic violence? What should have been a good fairy tale skewer turned into a mess, and the screenwriter wrote it wherever he thought of it. Aunt Mei actually got a nomination based on this, and the special effects are basically all on Aunt Mei, and the giant battle behind has a low-cost taste. The prince's unnatural ripping off clothes is really pretentious and basic. Is this a continuation of the dark rhythm of the prince's life in "Frozen"?

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  • Colten 2022-04-20 09:01:41

    It made my head spin. Fairy tale hodgepodge. The baker's wife fell to her death like this~ It's unexpected. A lot of plots are actually inexplicable, and you really need to watch less of musicals and the like~ My head hurts~

  • Otha 2022-03-22 09:01:44

    I don't remember much, but I don't think it was that bad.

Into the Woods quotes

  • Baker's Wife: You got the cape?

    Baker: What have you done with the cow?

    Baker's Wife: ...She ran away.

    Baker: What?

    Baker's Wife: Never reached home. I've been looking for her all night!

    Baker: How could you!

    Baker's Wife: Well she might just as easily run away from you.

    Baker: But she didn't.

    Baker's Wife: But she might've done!

    Baker: But she didn't!

    Baker's Wife: BUT SHE MIGHT'VE DONE!

    Baker: BUT SHE DIDN'T!

    Witch: [magically appearing] WHO CARES! Cow's gone! Get it back! Get it back!

  • Baker's Wife: I wish, more than anything...