I have long known that watching Jackie Chan's movies cannot be compared with history, so I deliberately went to the movies without checking any historical background. Don't ask me about it, this kind of film, which is always at the heart of peace, is really suitable for those terrorists who are always taking hostages to watch and study. As for the logic, we the audience should not care. First of all, I have to talk about the clothes. The setting of wrapping a yellow towel inside the saucer cap is very convenient, so that at least a large number of extras can save the trouble of doing hair. Besides, in this Protectorate of the Western Regions, it is quite fashionable for everyone to wear a long vest with a sky blue rhombus pattern, a bit like the air conditioner in my house that was remodeled. In order to make it easier for everyone to distinguish, the director deliberately made each camp a different color. The blue and red of the Roman Empire, the sky blue and orange of the Han government. It's not even bothersome to write the character of the boss on the clothing of the Duhufu. The Han Dynasty army has a Chinese character for the boss on the heart armor. Fortunately, the Roman army's clothes did not have the English Roma written on it, otherwise the Chinese people would not be able to understand it. English, do not recognize them as Roman. Act 1: The peacemaker gets a concubine, and the empty-handed white wolf says that two small ethnic groups are fighting each other, and the peacemaker Jackie Chan stepped forward alone and turned the fight into jade, not to mention that he also picked up a loyal dog and wife for nothing. The reason is to get rid of it took off her veil. I said girl, you have to get married a few times in a single battle. You give it to someone at one time, and you also dowry a lot of your family and the Condor troops, and you can't get rid of it. It also has its own tracking system. . My Han Dynasty Wang Zhaojun and his relatives are not as generous as you. Marry me girl, even though I am a woman. . . The second act: the distant Yanmen Pass, a magical place. When they did a good job and didn’t even sit on the bench, the peacemaker was implicated and wronged. They wore their blue sheets and clothes with braids, and together with a few loyal subordinates, they were sent to Yanmen Pass to repair the city wall. In the middle, I met the little apple group who was in charge of acting stupid and funny. The hairstyle and makeup really went straight to Daming to make a cameo role as a Japanese pirate.
Then the Roman army came, and the peacemaker, who can't even write Chinese characters, magically spoke English and chatted with the Roman general (I remember that the Romans didn't speak English and spoke Latin). What did Jackie Chan say? Are our soldiers trained to save people? Are you kidding me? From Wei Qing to Huo Qubing, they killed so many Xiongnu in exchange for peace at the border. If you, a big man, educate soldiers like this, then this Yanmen Pass will not need to be repaired. The capital of Chang'an welcomes people of all ethnic groups to abuse. Then Yanmen Pass, this magical place is full of Han soldiers and coolies of all ethnic groups. Except for a few stones, there was not even a woman. There is no water source and no shelter, let alone the existence of those snack shops and blacksmith shops, but they are self-sufficient in food and drink. Even if they add thousands of Roman soldiers to eat and wear, they will not worry about the cost of food and clothing. Fifteen days of struggle, singing and dancing, with the speed of the Great Leap Forward, the city wall was repaired. Before he had time to discuss the reward for meritorious deeds, the peacemaker Jackie Chan was immediately charged with collaborating with the enemy and treason and wanted to arrest him and his wife. (You said that they were demoted and joined the army. A sinner can also cooperate with the enemy and betray the country. It’s really easy to be bullied.) The peacemaker immediately went back to save the eldest wife. I don’t know if the prefect will need to send such a large group of soldiers to be fully armed to arrest a woman. ? Although the peacemaker tried his best, it is a pity that there is always an iron rule in this kind of escape scenes with children and daughters, that is, the eldest wife and the little wife must die. Since the little wife has just ascended to the throne, the big wife should be dead. Anyway, the women in this big man movie are just for a show. Act 3: The National Chorus of the Thirty-Six Nations, the evil is invincible, the righteous and the peacemaker, he was wrongly beaten and his eldest wife died. He didn't even have time to cry, and he was waiting for him to save the entire Silk Road. The big boss is a handsome, handsome, evil, charming, and melancholy prince. His martial arts are strong and ruthless, and he has almost no weaknesses. To be honest, I don't understand why the throne is not passed to him and has to be given to the little prince with a big ass. The peacemaker came a little late, and the Roman general and the little prince died. So the peacemaker vowed to take care of the affairs of all countries to the end. Here, he led a group of 300 Roman warriors who he did not know to fight with the enemy to the end, and paid tribute to the 300 Spartan warriors. finally! The Thirty-Six Nations were finally moved by the selflessness of Jackie Chan's selfless sacrifice, and sent their most distinctive ethnic troops to participate in the competition. So I burst into tears. After living for so long, I can finally see the heavy phalanx of infantry of the Roman Empire, the cavalry guerrillas of the nomads, and the scimitar camel soldiers similar to the Arab Empire outside the Yanmen Pass of the Han Dynasty. The desert battlefield of the world is like a single family across the geographical barriers. The drummers, the gongs, the suona players, and the harmony singers, together with a world-class orchestra, is so lively! After singing a song, the Queen of the Parthian Kingdom ran all the way to question the elder brother of the Roman prince. The prince admitted all his crimes and fought Jackie Chan. (Don't ask me why so many soldiers are there and don't fight, in fact, there are too many directors in the country who are afraid that the audience will not be able to tell who is who.) In the finale, the protagonist's halo accumulated over the years by peacemaker Jackie Chan finally broke out. He was physically weak, limping on one leg, and had to use an unfamiliar Roman dagger to a duel with the eldest prince, who had always been recharged.
Can't win? how can that be possible? Not all fairy tales tell us that it is precisely because the eldest prince is so proud and complacent that he even mocks the peacemaker's hairband, which inspired the hero's hidden fighting spirit and killed the eldest prince at the last moment with only one hairband. Yes, you read that right, it must be thanks to the little Roman prince and general who are secretly blessed in the sky. In the end, the eldest prince, who never woke up, was finally influenced by Jackie Chan. He killed his father and younger brother just because he was reluctant to kill Jackie Chan, and finally committed suicide. Children, evil can never defeat justice, no matter how the prince of evil looks, he should never lose to a hairband. At the end of the play, our motherland is a garden, and everyone has a smile on their faces when the enemy coexists. The Han government, which has never been seen, made Jackie Chan, an international peacemaker, fulfill his wish. He not only took in a large number of Roman brothers to settle down in the Han Dynasty, but also called the enemy to coexist in a beautiful name. Sure enough, he did not spend any money from the government to build the wall. Zeng Ding did it. I was promoted and made a fortune, and my wife just got a new one. Since then, I have turned a new page in my life. I am really excited to think about it. By the way, let me tell you that the two modern people who made soy sauce are definitely not archaeological team members. They came to travel and accidentally discovered the ruins of the ancient city. In this way, the historical sites are concealed and not reported to the state, and the next time you come to play, you won't have to spend the ticket money. How wonderful.
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