The witch is really cute~

Westley 2022-03-24 09:01:46

The nympho who has not read the original book purely for chris pine to enter the cinema is not responsible for the film review === The first half of the movie has a good rhythm, the music is very good, and the appearance is also satisfactory. My favorite part is the waterfall chorus of the two funny princes and the sexual innuendo in the story of Little Red Riding Hood and Jack. The chorus between the baker and his wife in the jungle is also sweet and cute~ The chemistry between the two is enough for me to directly ship this CP! So when the prince is having sex with his wife, I always have the expression →→0o0. Sang Xin orz Apart from this couple, the other CPs are indescribable. Rapunzel is simply unreasonable! Fortunately, I have been holding the torch high in my hand since they came out. Of course, in addition to the official match, Cinderella and Little Red Riding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood and Jack, Cinderella and the baker's wife, Cinderella and the baker, the two princes are also cute~ and between the witch and Rapunzel I know it's just a mother-daughter relationship. . . But. . . but. . . That kind of jealousy, crazy possession and escaping from love-hate entanglements are inseparable, tangled emotions orz I just want to roar! combine! Big! Law! good! The second half of the black fairy tale that I have been waiting for for a long time is not completely black, which is a bit disappointing. The pacing of this part is also weird. The key plot is passed in one go, but the transition drags on. And when the witch died I didn't react at all and thought she teleported. . . Who knew that pool of mud (or asphalt) was her! Turning around and disappearing is exactly the same as when she teleported before! Can you make it clearer! I was expecting her to appear later, only to realize that she was dead when the ending song appeared! Rapunzel, the witch is dead, did you make it! ! !

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Into the Woods quotes

  • Baker: As the Prince anxiously waited, the stepmother took matters, and Florinda's foot, into her own hands.

    Florinda: Careful, my toe!

    Stepmother: Darling, I know!

    Florinda: What will we do?

    Stepmother: It'll have to go/but when you're his bride/you can sit or ride/you'll never need to walk!

    [cuts off Florinda's toe and Florinda screams in pain]

    Baker: Minus one toe, Florinda mounted the Prince's horse, unaware of the blood dripping from the slipper. Lucinda was next...

    Lucinda: Why won't it fit?

    Stepmother: Darling, be still/cut off a bit of the heel and it will/and when you're his wife/you'll have such a life/you'll never need to walk!

    [cuts of Lucinda's heel and Lucinda screams in pain]

    Baker: Minus a heel, Lucinda did her best to swallow the pain.

    Stepmother: It's a perfect fit your highness!

    [Lucinda faints]

  • Jack: Magic what type of magic?

    Baker's Wife: Tell him.

    Baker: Magic that, uh, defies description.