It's good to be able to lick a male god in the cinema

Cleora 2022-03-24 09:02:37

I don't understand... I have to go to the cinema to lick (hei) the male god instead of waiting for the subtitle version to download. This is the result

- the slot in the memory -

the person who passed by at level six said Depp yours The accent is hard to understand. TAT has no choice but to judge by Depp's jumping eyebrows whether he is talking shit or being cheap (it doesn't seem to make a difference _(:з"∠)

_Old Jia, you are a loyal dog again! Yes sir. Thank you sir. Yes sir! Thank you sir! Sir. Sir! Sir?

Little loyal dog's unreleased affection for his husband has turned into another hobby... What's your belief in Silas!!( What kind

of scum sir always shoots the little loyal dog or something, always makes the little loyal dog bleed or something, but when the bad guy who speaks Cantonese(?) wants to bully his little loyal dog, he will hit him with a hammer! Only I can make my little loyal Bloody dog! Keep your hammers away from my little loyal dog! Detective Wan

, your expression when you see your goddess is not as exciting as when you mentioned the romantic night with Batman on the roof

Watching the goddess ordered a bottle of wine and left, thinking that this month's salary will be gone again

, Detective Wan rushed into the hotel room with a graceful dancing posture with a gun and tried to burn a heterosexual couple in the room, and

finally complained and kissed. I spit it out! It's too South Park! I was so anxious about my English level! I can't concentrate!

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Mortdecai quotes

  • Martland: Can you think of a good reason why I shouldn't arrest you right now?

    Mortdecai: I eschew discomfort?

  • Mortdecai: Oh, my darling, I tried desperately to be unfaithful to you, I really did. But I just couldn't do it.

    Johanna: It's a terrible moment when you find yourself falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?

    Mortdecai: Now that is the look that softens every bone in my body, except one.