As a programmer: the mental retardation of the protagonist is unbearable

Victor: [shocked to see Jess] How did you get here so fast?

Jess: [frantic] Victor you gotta listen to me. We don't have much time.

Victor: Whoa whoa what's going on? Where's Greg?

Jess: He's dead.

Victor: What?

Jess: No no I mean he was dead

Victor: What are you saying?

Jess: Downstairs right now is a copy of myself. Me! Walking and talking with Greg.

Victor: [pointing at a picture of the ship] Check it out. This is the same ship. This thing's old.

Downey: Yeah, 1932. It is the same. Here's where we boarded.

Victor: [reads name of the ship] Aeolus.

Downey: Aeolus. Aeolus was the Greek god of the winds and the father of Sisyphus, the man condemned by the gods to the task of pushing a rock up a mountain only to have it roll back down again.

Victor: That's a shitty punishment. What did he do?

Sally: He cheated Death. No, he made a promise to Death that he didn't keep.