pretend B---------------Background knowledge before each pretend B movie review-------
below All are spoilers, because there are not a few movie reviews with spoilers yet. So first explain the background clearly and then install B. If you don't like to read the plot introduction or just want to see how the landlord pretends to be B, you can continue reading after the next dividing line. .Thank you
A "Cinderella" Once upon a time in a town, Cinderella wanted to go to the dance, so she ran into the forest, she made a wish at her mother's grave, because Cinderella's mother was very energetic, and even though she died, she fulfilled her Wish.
[Evidence that Cinderella is a witch: Cinderella understands the language of birds (the first time she helped pick up beans, the second time she used it to punish her for blinding her, and the third time she used it to contact people)] That
's right, Gray The stepmother is TBBT leonard's mother
Cinderella attended the dance for three consecutive days. Every night, the Grey Prince desperately looked for her, hoping that she would stay. On the last night, in order to wait for her, she applied glue on the steps of the castle, hoping to stick to it. Cinderella, Cinderella thought for a long time. I did it! I left a shoe as evidence and ran away. Finally, the prince found Cinderella, and she became a princess. At the ceremony, the giantess attacked, and Cinderella entered again. Forest, participated in the monster fighting team, finally defeated the giantess, and left the Gray Prince.
B "Lettuce" In the same town, there lived a witch Aunt Mei. She had a pair of bad neighbors, her daughter-in-law was pregnant, and her husband went to her twenty-four filial piety. The witch's vegetable garden steals vegetables. Anyone who has played QQ farm knows that stealing vegetables is to be struck by lightning, so the daughter they gave birth was taken away by the witch and locked on the high tower. The tower has no doors and no windows. Aunt Mei can only climb up by relying on her daughter's hair (don't ask how she got up when she was a child, I don't know if it's a fairy tale).
The couple also gave birth to a son (baker), and the son was cursed. This curse is vicious: Infertility! The infertile baker (and his wife) had to find all four dragon balls (Little Red Riding Hood's cloak, Jack's cow, Cinderella's shoes and the same hair as yellow corn) in order to have a child. The baker and his wife went into the forest dungeon to find Dragon Ball. (In the end they actually used corn hair instead of hair)
They found the dragon ball in exchange for their son, and the witch also recovered her appearance. In the later battle with the giant, the baker's wife was unfortunately killed. He was strong and raised his son alone (how his son tastes like a starting point male protagonist)
C "Little Red Riding Hood" 》Little Red Riding Hood is a bear child, relying on cuteness and beauty, he tricks a basket of bread into the baker's house and goes to see his grandma in the forest.
In the forest, he met lolicon (I swear it is a real lolicon), the big bad wolf, the bear The child told the detailed address of the big bad wolf grandma's house. When she arrived at the grandma's house, the grandma had already entered the wolf's belly.
Because she is the heroine of the Disney children's film. Of course, the bear child Little Red Riding Hood has ulti: dolphin sound. Because of the release of ulti , she got the precious time and the baker to kill the big bad wolf pirate captain (not actually)
D "Jack and the Pea" Jack is a well-deserved story hero, again, because this is Disney's children's educational film. All the trouble They were all found by Jack. He used Niu Xiaobai to exchange five magic beans from the baker, and relying on the bean's ladder plan, he stole the giant's gold coins, golden eggs and golden harp, and provoked the giant
. Jack cut off (crossed out) Buzhoushan (crossed out) bean sprouts and fell to death of the giant. It attracted the giant wife, a divorced woman. The giant wife destroyed the town, entered the forest, and finally successfully completed the boss's mission. Next year, she will return to her hometown to buy a house. (It was hit between the eyebrows by the male protagonist's pebble, and the pebble must be of dark matter).
E Baker's sister, Rapunzel, the adopted daughter of the witch Aunt May, met the White Prince (Grey Prince's older brother); the White Prince is the same as the Gray Prince, Don't ask for ability, but only for charm (Grey Prince's language in the play: We are raised to be charming, not sincere).
So Rapunzel fell into the trap. Elopement with Prince White was successful. Aunt Mei is obviously a control freak, she "no" It's not good, but it's right", I love Rapunzel very much, but because of her appearance, she has low self-esteem, and after her adopted daughter left her, life is meaningless.
When faced with an accident, everyone kept shirking their responsibilities to find out who attracted the giantess (there were 6 beans in total, Jack cut down 5 vines, and the sixth bean was in the hands of the baker's wife, which was planted by Cinderella In order to make a good assist, facing the attack of the widow giant, Aunt May turned into a pond.
-------------- I haven't watched the original opera or any other background material-- ---------
-------------- so a lot of it is me talking nonsense ------------------- -------------
-------------- So replace the scientific research circle with entertainment circles, political circles, financial circles, logistics circles, and doughnuts. ----------
-------------- In the film, everyone shouts two sentences, one is "into the woods", and the other is "I have a "Dream" (I wish,aka I have a dream by MLKing) ----------------
In the forest of the scientific research circle, people go in because of various ideals.
The grandmother of Little Red Riding Hood He is a big cow in the circle and has always lived in the legendary forest. Little Red Riding Hood is young and talented. He grabbed resources (bread) with his background and went to his grandmother. A wealthy science enthusiast, commonly known as Minke. She was confused by flowers and plants on the road of scientific research, and realized the difference between inside and outside the circle (in the town).
Her ideal is to follow in the footsteps of parents, publish articles, and give prizes , selling patents.
The baker runs a scientific research mom-and-pop shop. Although he can't survive and starve, he has never had an article (children). Later, he found out, Emma, the historical reason. Under the guidance of the "always correct" witch, once the key is found , so the article was sent out soon (the child in the play becomes 7 months in one second).
The witch is an indescribable boss, other bosses are "not good, not bad, but nice", and the witch comrade is "not good, not nice, but right". I think students should only do her project ideas (high tower), because The tower doesn't hurt. Because the tower is always right.
Cinderella was depressed in the bad group (stepmother's house), and panicked in the good group (the prince's house), and finally she quit the circle. She stopped working in scientific research and became an elementary school. Teacher (after living happily with the prince, and living happily with the male and female protagonists).
The gray prince is a star scientist. Everyone loves him, he can improve his style; everyone in the circle hates him, because he is not in the circle. His home is in the castle.
In the circle, he can only attract people with money (selling face to hook up with bread Teacher's wife)
The baker's wife has a good character and good ability (bread for Little Red Riding Hood, help Cinderella, and is also good for bakers), she has always been an inspirational sister in the circle, because she was accidentally attracted by a star scientist and appeared on TV. In the end, they devoted themselves to scientific research.
The giant couple became the predecessors who were photographed on the beach. It was completely caused by people at home. Who made them famous and unable to keep up with the trend? It has become a stepping stone.
------The more I write, the less I feel, I don't write anymore, that's what I mean anyway, no matter how I make it up---------------
This story is considered "" They have lived a happy life since then." The story that happened after that, some threads lead to the disaster and reality behind the happy life.
This film is not worth five stars,
[Johnny Depp's singing is particularly bad and particularly ugly, no , is particularly ugly; Little Red Riding Hood is too ugly; Aunt Mei's performance is shocking but unimpressive; the prince is very handsome, but obviously the white prince looks better; there are too many close-ups, so that the special effects makeup can be seen clearly , a second to play.....
I think the best (very subjective) plays are Little Red Riding Hood, Jack the fuck, Aunt May and Johnny Depp.
Little Red Riding Hood played Little Red Riding Hood's "bear spirit" very well, and sang it well, but she really didn't look good. Jack's mother's lines, singing, and movements are very good, but the styling and makeup are terrible. Aunt May is no better than other films (of course, it is still much better than the average person). The part where she told her adopted daughter not to leave me was supposed to be sensational, but she couldn't get any tears from the audience at all, shocking but not moving, at first glance, it didn't look like she was burning herself up to act like that, and the big bad wolf was too much Over creepy (the last wolf howl poses great praise).
Cinderella, Cinderella's stepmother, White Prince, Little Red Riding Hood, and the baker's wife are both professional stage actors, leading Broadway, and Tony won the award; Jack's mother is a real movie star, not a fancier; Aunt Mei needless to say , a string of Grammy and Tony nominations (although she is a fancier). . . . So, the big bad wolf mixed in with this group of people can only rely on wolf barking. ]
But it's great to spend these two hours in a pile of late-year literary films, because basically there's not a single line of dialogue that I can't understand (you know this film is sung, you know that there are no lyrics, most foreigners It's the nth time I listen to the song, but I don't understand what it's singing)
I love disney, it's so popcorn, but I love it.
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