Looking at such a deep and sexy British eroticism, a tear slipped from the corner of my eyes, and I felt a little excited when I thought about it.
Good tonal movies always start like this...
well, after spending 90 minutes with this thought in mind, I found that my brain had been reversed by 20% and was currently traveling to -100% on its own, and also I don't know what the wet full physical fitness is in reverse evolution.
The story in the movie, and what it is meant to tell, is exactly what the hero and heroine look like—superficial, neurotic.
It's not Director Park's fault. I know that Director Park has done his best to reach the level of the "Vengeance Trilogy" in terms of lighting, dance, dung, and walls. If you want to blame Mike, who has a tumor in his head. Schofield, the screenwriter of TM if you don't get a good prison break.
As an introspective audience, I often make up some plots for the small foreshadowing in the movie, but the escape brother can directly cut your back. He threw a bear child who frowned all day at you at the beginning. In front of you, and then tell you that her father was killed in seconds, her mother was friendly, and the second uncle she had never heard of appeared, and these seemingly conspiracy events happened at the beginning of the film. the first 10 minutes!
In the remaining 80 minutes, the only thing the audience can and can do is to stare at the aggrieved and senile face of the dead bear child, and watch the family play soy sauce within a radius of less than two kilometers from the filming site. , Really, the audience can definitely see that they are playing soy sauce hard.
The little girl who starred in it is estimated that she will be shocked by her acting skills afterwards. She needs to be a beautiful woman quietly and quietly for a while, and she has to resist the harassment of the rogue boy alone for a while. One minute before, he ran to the bar and pulled the misstepped Miyoshi student to ask, "Do you want to make an appointment?" The next minute, he had to be humiliated to death before he could take off his pants.
Wait, do you really think there's going to be some twist here? Will there be layers of foreshadowing and shocking changes? No, it is just so convulsive, so nervous, so self-willed.
When I was sitting in front of the screen frowning and thinking hard about the reason, the jailbreaker arranged for the little girl and her second uncle to chat with me: they both inherited the blood of the Stark family from NB to Feitian.
What the hell, what did Daenerys say? I asked.
Stoker! she shouted.
Me: Oh.
With tears streaming down his face, the jailbreaker made up a story that should be attributed to a mental problem into a story that was blamed for the blood of the egg.
To use an analogy:
Robert cuddles a pig and gets cuddled by a pig. This is his own mental problem.
Stannis and Renly have been piggybacked again. This is a blood relationship issue. In fact, there is no such thing. If Martin wants to write it like this, it is estimated that the title of the book will have to be changed to "The Age of Ice and Fire: 1. The Age of Silence 2." Install X era 3, Lao Niu B era".
I have to say that when Brother Prisoner's script takes care of the emotions of Xiaoqingxin, Yujie, and Wei Shushu, he has to pretend to be X and discuss religion, philosophy, neurosis, family ethics, etc. in depth. This is really hard enough. Park has directed it, and he can only try his best to grasp the essence of the prison escape brother's script - the funny history of the neurotic family - to make a fuss about this topic.
We are going through the plot (TM's is still a pseudo-suspense plot that pretends to leave clues all over the ground, but has long been seen by the audience):
The second uncle, who is full of basic energy, is a digger and a madman. In order to discover the potential of his niece, make her She has transformed into a small planing pit madman, and has been lurking in Anding Hospital for seventeen years, secretly sending her a pair of Oxford shoes on her birthday every year.
However, this kind of men's shoes he made by hand not only did not fit the feet, but also did not match the temperament of a little girl, but as the daughter of a rich and wealthy family set up by the escape brother, she had to be so self-willed and had to wear them.
Day after day, year after year.
The little girl in planing pit finally did not receive shoes on her 18th birthday. She thought she was ecstatic when she was out of the sea of misery, when the second uncle who made shoes appeared in front of her. Life was ups and downs like this, but the excitement of touching iPhone6 plus just now She fell to the bottom of the valley due to the dislocation of the front camera, and she chose to degenerate because of her unbalanced heart. Acts such as stabbing people with pencils and seducing three good students happened from time to time.
In the end, under the seduction of the second uncle, this girl realized the root of the problem - she has the blood of Daniel B in her body, and who is her! The second uncle was buried in the pit, and he walked alone to the road of burying people in the pit, and whoever was caught and buried.
Finish.
I TM wear small shoes for 17 years and I TM also bury people!
Mike~ This is not good, right? You don't want to cheat a Korean director who doesn't read much and wants to develop in Hollywood, right? !
Accompanied by Ying Jinger's song "I bet your youth tomorrow, you exchange your true love for this life", I clicked on Baidu silently, entered "Stoke" in the search box, and saw this passage:
In addition, it is worth mentioning Yes, in addition to "Stoke," Miller also completed the script for the film's prequel, "Uncle Charlie."
Fuck you.
Rating: Give 2.5 points in editing, coloring, scheduling, and make up for the remaining 97.5 points by yourself!
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