Oh God

Henderson 2022-03-26 09:01:09

One day, Einstein met God.
God: Oh, Albert, it's nice to meet you.
Einstein: Hello, who are you?
God: I am the God that everyone talks about. I heard you have a great reputation on earth!
Einstein: But as far as I know, everyone on earth depends on your good name.
God: I also heard from my servants that you seem very disrespectful to my religion? Is there such a thing?
Einstein: No such thing, Mr. God.
God: Oh? So can I hear what you have to say about my religion?
Einstein: If you don't mind, I can share my thoughts with you.
God: All right, you start talking.
Einstein: Exactly. I am not an atheist myself, and I do not reject religion, on the contrary, I also believe in a certain religion. I call it "natural". I have a very humble and awe-inspiring attitude towards the religion of nature. She has mysterious power, created the universe, and made it evolve according to certain rules and laws. To be honest, there may be some adoration and ecstasy that I haven't noticed, hidden under reason. However, my opinion of you, your religion, is not to belittle - just like Greek mythology, full of mystery and interest, one of the sources of human art and science. However, the difference between them, because of the personified image of God, has become religious fanaticism and dogmatic cruelty. Originally your story was a certain kind of fairy tale, but human history has been coloring and beautifying you: "make" you omnipotent, "make" your people the highest, and "make" your son to make atonement for mankind And being crucified, those who do not believe in you will not be redeemed but go to hell, "making" human beings to slaughter each other for your glory.
God: Are you saying that this is all my responsibility?
Einstein: No, it's the responsibility of the humans who misinterpret you. I see you in person now, just as I thought. My religion is "nature", she makes those who fear her progress and discover her mysteries; about this, your followers have also been distinguished by following in your footsteps, such as Copernicus, such as Bruno, Sometimes your religion is protecting that progress, but more often it's throwing people into the fire in superstition and pedantry.
God: Are both superstition and pedantry my fault?
Einstein: No, it is the responsibility of those who hold the power and are only allowed to interpret the Bible in their own way, the responsibility of those who are willing to be servants of God. God, like Shakyamuni, and other religious leaders, each interprets the world (if the universe is acknowledged). They may be right, they may be wrong, some are right and some are wrong. Who decides what is right or wrong? I think it is judged by the "truth, goodness and beauty" after drawing nourishment from human history. "Nature" does not judge, but the Bible does. These religions that gave orders are just a certain kind of thought, either right, wrong, partly right, or partly wrong, and how dare the religious servants who carry out the orders in turn claim to be the will of "the truth, goodness and beauty of mankind"?
God: If I were real, I don't think I would agree with you.



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  • [Krishna now legally owns Kanji's house]

    Kanji Lalji Mehta: What is this? How could he sell my house? I was about to pay him.

    Krishna Vasudev Yadav: But I've already paid him.

    Kanji Lalji Mehta: It's not possible! This is MY house!

    Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Relax. Chill, chill. When you get the "act of God" money, to the God you can pay back and I'll go from here. By the way, I'll leave as soon as my project is over.

  • CEO: For God's sake, prove that God exists! And-and-and make God pay everything!