The little aunt who loves to bullshit is coming to tear up a 'Son of Zeus'

Abe 2022-03-26 09:01:05

Well~ Before I write a movie review, I have to admit that I didn't have a good preview before I went to the cinema to watch this movie. Haha, this movie is like a goddess. Then when I saw the name 'Son of Zeus', Lun My first reaction was ~Emma's myth film~ It's worth watching~ Various special effects~ All kinds of dazzling~
Haha~ Do you think this too, okay, let's not talk about it anymore, let's get to the topic~
Opening 10 Minutes, I don't think I understood the meaning of the title wrong~ But this plot is too fast, in just five minutes, our son of Zeus has changed from being born to an uncle who can kill lions with his bare hands OMG~ For the next 10 minutes, I kept complaining about why I chose such a spoof horror movie at night, with all kinds of corpses, all kinds of shapes, and non-stop nightmares~ Is this the Inception space? Hmm, do you think this is over? NO NO NO You are too naive, it's not over yet, let's continue the transformation, you are right, this movie has transformed into a war movie after going through a mythical movie and a horror movie~ Let's drop the son of Zeus with him Drop good friends to train the soldiers together, and then bring the soldiers to the battlefield together~ Hmm~ Do you think foreign wars are the same as Chinese wars? If you think that way~ Congratulations, you are wrong again! 5000 warriors form a circle to form the Aegis Wall to protect an old fast shit king, let's drop the son of Zeus and his 4 friends to fight against the 1000+ warriors on the opposite side~ So there is no suspense. The Aegis Wall must be There is no way to protect the dying king, so what should I do~ Insert a sentence here, have you ever seen cutting leeks? That's right, cutting leeks! The chariot, which could only be used to pull people before, suddenly had an extra mechanism, and a blade of about one meter was added on both sides. Forgive me, I can only use the blade to describe that strange weapon. Well~ I just talked about the blade, the son of Zeus and his partner used a hot blade to harvest the enemy~ At this time, I will be silently complaining~ Where did you go so early~ I have to wait until the king is about to kill you Only use this harvester!
Well~ there are still a lot of plots in the middle, so I won't complain about them one by one! Let's rant about the last episode! It's the part where the son of Zeus toppled the statue of the goddess with his bare hands~ Damn chicken~ Do you think you are a crane or an excavator? You even overthrew such a tall goddess statue with your bare hands~ How can you let the demolition team of my great dynasty live!
Finally, I am asking, which is the best excavator in the world, and the son of Zeus is looking for Hercules~

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Extended Reading

Hercules quotes

  • Iolaus: General Sitacles, perhaps you would care to inspect the armour of Hercules?

    Sitacles: [Tries on the armour] Leather armour? We will be skewered like pigs.

    [Turns as Tydeus strikes him with an axe]

    Iolaus: Linothorax. Hewn from the skin of the Erymanthean boar. It's indestructible.

    Man in crowd: Wait. If it's indestructible, how did Hercules cut It off the boar?

    Iolaus: He used an indestructible blade.

  • [first lines]

    Amphiaraus: ou think you know the truth about him? You know nothing. His father was Zeus. The Zeus. King of the gods. His mother, Alcmene, a mortal woman. Together, they had a boy. Half human, half god. But Zeus' queen, Hera, saw this bastard child as an insult, a living reminder of her husband's infidelity. Alcmene named the boy Hercules, which means glory of Hera, but this failed to appease the goddess. She wanted him dead. Luckily, he took after his father. Once he reached manhood, the gods commanded him to perform Twelve Labors, twelve dangerous missions. If he completed them all and survived, Hera agreed to finally let him live in peace. He fought the Lernean Hydra! He battled the Etymanthean Boar! But his greatest Labor was the Nemean Lion. This was no ordinary beast. It had a hide so tough, no weapon could penetrate it. But even this monster was no match for the son of Zeus...

    Bessi Leader: What a load of crap!