Analogy: The 86 version of Journey to the West is an eternal classic, and the follow-up remakes are all shit!

River 2022-03-24 09:02:48

Slot 1: This TM is a remake!

I checked it on Baidu, "Violence Block 3", not bad. Go to the cinema and see: "Based on Violent Neighborhoods". . Wow! ! The movie tickets that I worked so hard to buy on Qixi Festival were actually a remake, which made me think of all the remakes of Journey to the West since the 86 edition of Journey to the West. . . Well, as expected, everything started to be bloody. . .


Slot 2: Even if the plot is the same, the actions are the same!

The remake, the plot is the same, I endured it, but your TM parkour moves are the same, not only that, it's not as cool as the original. Paul can't parkour? David Bell is old? Or is the director out of his mind? Tucao in detail later.


Slot 3: If you can't pretend to be forced, you will be struck by lightning instead!

The whole film is full of pretence: the boss of the gangster built a kitchen full of pretense in the dilapidated slum; the devil of the gang appeared in a special SM fishing net, and later used an SM whip ( pia pia pia); the gangster brother pretends to be a gangster-like face (perfectly no gangster feel!); and the pretending mayor, the pretending councilor, and the pretending female No. 1. . In short, a piece of shit!


Slot 4: Action scenes rot into scum!

There is no longer the coolness of parkour in the past, nor the madness of playing in the past.

Parkour: The opening parkour scene that year made me watch it no less than 20 times. Now, I don't want to watch it again.

Fighting drama: Neither the fighting style of a tough western guy nor the beautiful fighting skills of the East. From the beginning to the end, the two protagonists (our own people) are fighting in the nest. You hit me and I will hit you. If you can't kill me, I can't kill you. At the end, they can still rush into the mayor's building to complete the final act of coercion. Hehehehe~~

(Paul, you are still more suitable for driving, although I will never see you driving again T^T)


Slot 5: Except for the two male pig feet, the others are all tricks!

Paul's acting skills are nothing to say, but the disgusting actions completely ruined Paul's image in this film. The director is so sorry to Paul in heaven.

David Bell, the founder of Parkour, the parkour action is top-notch, but in this film's performance, I just want to say: Are you Gui Geng this year? . There is also that bitter expression that is completely unchanged from beginning to end. After ten years, your acting skills have not improved at all. . .

Female No. 1, compared to the violent neighborhoods in 2004, the current female No. 1's acting skills are terrible. There are also those gangsters who pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning. . .

There is also a Chinese uncle in the film, speaking Cantonese Mandarin with a French accent. Are you trying to disgust the Chinese audience?



Summary: Go to see the violent block in 2004. There are high-definition movies on the Internet. That movie is a classic.

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  • Janice 2022-04-21 09:02:52

    For Paul Walker, Samsung, RIP

  • Deondre 2022-03-29 09:01:06

    Although the whole still is copied from B13, the plot is more nonsense, the performance is more facial paralysis, the action scenes are repetitive and boring, only the first part of parkour is a bit bright. . But it is Paul Walker's dying work, and the ending is still quite emotional. .

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