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I just like the clichéd HE, you bite me~
Layne 2022-03-24 09:02:31
When this film came out, I didn't watch it in time. Later, the hard disk was scrapped and it was nothing to do. I just remembered the film that made up the EB recently. . . I really like it after reading it, it's so beautiful and so healing, EB is the rhythm of crying every minute, whether it's OL style or "migrant worker" style, every set looks good, especially the linen white shirt + overalls. He's more handsome than Uncle Ewan, and he laughed when he spoke Chinese, but I really didn't understand it without reading the subtitles. . . Uncle Ewan talks about being tall and handsome, but he can’t compare to Big Soldier (only later did he know that he is Sleepy Hollow’s male protagonist), and he can’t compare to Brother Chief when he talks about being rich and handsome. Fortunately, he is so cute and cute. Although he is a conventional HE, he was originally in love. A small fresh and warm comedy should be HE. I will eat this one if it is vulgar. When my uncle's sentence "I love her" is exported, the moral standards of Shenma's mid-life crisis, extramarital affairs, and spiritual infidelity are not considered a problem. It's a matter, I will cry to death if I don't give a HE with the crying confession when I say goodbye at the end, okay? . . The biggest surprise was Aunt KST. It was the first time I saw Auntie acting funny. It was a highlight as long as she appeared, and she couldn't stop laughing. How could Rachel Stirling look older than Aunt KST. . . I will never be able to resist the self-defeating spirit of the corrupt country + the ecstasy of the British voice~
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Salmon Fishing in the Yemen quotes
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Dr. Alfred Jones: Did you get my email?
Bernard Sugden: Yes. What did it say?
Dr. Alfred Jones: Took the meeting. Waste of time as predicted. Now if you don't mind I'll get back to my work.
Bernard Sugden: Dr. Jones.
[holds up a document which Dr. Jones takes]
Dr. Alfred Jones: What is this?
Bernard Sugden: P45.
Dr. Alfred Jones: I'm sorry. I don't, I don't understand.
Bernard Sugden: Oh, well, a P45 is the official document given to an employee when his services are no longer required by his or her employer.
Dr. Alfred Jones: Yes, but Bernard, this has got my...
Bernard Sugden: Or, you can sign this letter stating that you are delighted to assign yourself exclusively to the Yemeni salmon fishing project with immediate effect. Up to you.
Dr. Alfred Jones: But Bernard, you know as well as I do this thing is a bloody joke. Where the hell you gonna get salmon that far...
Bernard Sugden: [interrupts and taps the P45] Just there.
Dr. Alfred Jones: This is blackmail Sugden. This is a bloody outrage.
Bernard Sugden: Fitzharris & Price will be paying your salary while on secondment. Almost double what it is now. I'd say that's a bloody outrage.
Dr. Alfred Jones: Double. Can I have time to think about this?
Bernard Sugden: Nope.
Dr. Alfred Jones: Can I borrow your pen?
Bernard Sugden: Yah. It's my special one with the italic nib.
[Dr. Jones grabs it, scribbles his signature on the P45 and storms out]
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Tom Price-Williams: Have you any idea what an outcry there'd be if the Environment Agency stripped British rivers of *ten thousand* salmon and shipped them off to the effing Yemen?
Bernard Sugden: Well how many can you spare?
Tom Price-Williams: None! Christ! Bernard. Anglers, they're obsessive crazies. You think Al-Qaeda are a threat, think again mate! I've seen a fly fisherman wade into a river and try and drown a canoeist just for passing by in a Day-Glo jacket. You haven't got a hope in hell of getting these fish from British rivers.