bitches are hypocritical

Samson 2022-03-24 09:02:58

"I'm a poet"------------It's only when you're in school that you can stand on the table and shout this sentence without being thrown a rotten egg. To put it mildly, only when you are reading, you can still make an appointment by familiarizing yourself with Shakespeare, Tolstoy or Harry Potter.

This is actually not a tragedy, because after all, the audience is very, very small, so small that it can sometimes be ignored. But what is hateful is that the few people who are trapped in this matter often have a certain desire to express and have a right to speak. They are used to amplifying their own plight, weaving spicy language to mock their own embarrassment, and creating some images that are easy to mislead others. deceive the public.

Here I just want to say righteously, they are all big liars.

Ten years ago, like all college students who were full of longing for the future, I acted cautiously, and was hostile to the social interaction between men and women in the university, which was filled with strong hormones. Make sure you're not sloppy. It is also the failure in social interaction that inspires resentment and resentment, which turns into a determination to break the boat and spend all day reading books in the library. Of course, it's not only for reading, but also because Xiyi has an affair like "Notting Hill", and fantasizes about meeting a romance in the library. As a matter of fact, as people read more and more books, people unconsciously radiate a kind of passion, they will see things faster and faster, and they will become more and more hungry for the unknown. They are all vague concepts such as dramatic conflict, lonely death, eternal truth, and infinite future. Emotionally, they are also filled with the stories of the protagonists of novels throughout the ages. The whole person is like the weather in March, sometimes gentle and quiet, sometimes cold and mean. , fluctuating hot and cold every day.

In this state, let alone falling in love, it is lucky not to be caught in Qingshan. As a result, there are always a few such nerds in college every year who just give up therapy, graduate smoothly, and start harming the world.

This kind of person is easy to recognize, such as Woody Allen. He was erudite and profound, headstrong and proud. You can often see his genius and loneliness in his bold imagination, timeless wit, and poignant irony. But on the other hand, he has a quirky temper. While pretending to be indifferent, he pays more attention to his image than anyone else. He disdains to laugh at the world like Rabelais, and his artillery fire is always aimed at his own mirror-the nervous literary youth.

As for Ted Mosby, it's all Woody Allen's leftovers, that kind of self-pity, longing for resonance and loneliness, the kind of incomprehensible demeanor that sees his girlfriend reading "Twilight" Pride, that kind of high-spirited and youthful back to college, the kind of arrogance that Laozi Hu Hansan is back, you know, you have not been treated!

Yes, because of these liars who gave up treatment, the world always thinks that young literary and artistic people are the kind of people who are crazy about nothing, wandering around the university all day, opening and closing some bluffing theories, holding a big thick book that can be used as a weapon. Running man with stubble.

Here, I must honestly say to those girls who have a good impression of the above boys, please contact me!

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Extended Reading
  • Ivah 2022-04-24 07:01:17

    Isn't the professor Stoner in reality?

  • Raphaelle 2022-04-24 07:01:17

    It's an American light comedy again, quite ordinary.

Liberal Arts quotes

  • Nat: Want some good news?

    Jesse Fisher: Yes, please.

    Nat: Caterpillars... give me my hat... they're just scooping along, right? Being caterpillars. At some point, these cells show up, called imaginal cells. Scientists don't know where they come from or why they appear. These imaginal cells show up inside the caterpillar and say: "Get psyched, caterpillar! It's butterfly-turning-into time!" And what do all the other caterpillars do once these imaginal cells show up?

    Jesse Fisher: I have no idea.

    Nat: They attack 'em! Try to kill 'em! They're, like: "Screw you, imaginal cells. We're happy being a caterpillar. Get lost!" But eventually, the imaginal cells keep growing and overtake the destiny of the caterpillar. They will be in this cocoon! And then guess what happens next?

    Jesse Fisher: The caterpillar turns into a butterfly.

    Nat: [repeats him excitedly] The caterpillar turns into a butterfly!

    Jesse Fisher: That's awesome.

    Nat: I know it is!

    Jesse Fisher: Yeah, that's good.

    Nat: And that is why there is no reason to be afraid. Because everything is okay.

    Jesse Fisher: Yeah, I don't know if I believe that.

    Nat: It has to be true. There can be no other way.

  • Jesse Fisher: What is that? What are you drinking?

    Nat: H to the 2 to the O. You should have some. Gotta stay hydrated.

    Jesse Fisher: [drinks some from his bottle] Thanks.

    [Nat starts to do weird rituals while he touches Jesse's body. Jesse initially looks freaked]

    Nat: You with me, bro?

    [there is a change in Jesse's facial look as he realizes that he likes Nat]

    Jesse Fisher: I like you, Nat. Thanks for being my friend.

    Nat: Easiest thing in the world.

    Jesse Fisher: I enjoyed this. I'm off.

    Nat: You go get her, man.

    Jesse Fisher: Huh... Okay.

    Nat: Be love, man. Be love!