I don't do any business and I can't make movies, and there is no one in the cinema on Sundays.
This is an era of social unrest and gangs rampant, among which the "axe gang" is the most feared.
Only some impoverished communities that have no interest in gangs can enjoy temporary peace.
Xiao Zhu, you are growing taller! Come here, uncle will help you check your body!
Starting tomorrow, water will be cut off on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and water will be supplied intermittently on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.
Don't think that being handsome won't hit you!
"Why did it take so long to buy porridge?"
"I helped the old lady cross the road just now."
Even if you kill one me, there are still thousands of me!
Short to admit it, fight to stand firm.
A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops meet!
Our axe gang has always bullied people, and no one dares to bully us!
Pretending is tiring.
In this world, the streets are full of money and women are everywhere. Whoever can make up his mind can win, and whoever can seize the opportunity can get ahead.
Do I have to tell you that I learned the Tathagata's palm?
This "Tathagata's Palm" secret book is priceless, but if you and I have a predestined relationship, I will charge you ten yuan and pass it on to you.
The money was originally intended to be used to study and become a doctor or a lawyer in the future, but in order to maintain world peace...
what do you see? Haven't you seen food without money?
Do you think that if you can order three-legged cat kung fu, you will not be a rabbit?
It's not a sin to know kung fu!
You are a rabbit for one day and a rabbit for the rest of your life!
Look at you, wearing red bottoms, red in the white, coming out to celebrate? Go get some diapers!
Louder than me? Overcome!
How can you be okay every time you get hurt?
Memory is the source of pain.
Look at those two little four eyes, they are running around with a coffin before Qingming arrives.
The first killer on the list is the ultimate murderer "Huoyun Evil God". He was so obsessed with martial arts that he became obsessed with practicing and was admitted to a mental hospital.
Strictly speaking, we are just singing.
When the heart is broken, where can I find a soulmate in the end of the world?
"Twelve-road Tan-legged, both offense and defense, well-deserved reputation!"
"There is softness in iron line boxing, which can be said to be the most respected in boxing!"
"Goro's gossip stick, ever-changing and unfathomable!"
"This piece of fabric has a very high artistic content. Yes ."
"How high is it?"
"Three or four stories tall."
What big brother! Do you have morals? Yelling, the neighbors don't have to sleep? People have to go to work tomorrow!
We are just petty citizens who want to enjoy their old age. Ordinary is a blessing. I really don't want to recite the word "master" anymore.
The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, which cannot be avoided.
"It seems that this gentleman has a deep prejudice against people who wear glasses."
"That's right, especially the gold-rimmed glasses!"
(Kangbian) Help, right? local ruffian, right? Dragon shape, right? Tiger shape, right?
When I look at you, I know that you dare to do anything but good things.
"The Abnormal Human Research Center...what is it?"
"It's a mental hospital!"
If you help me find a peerless master, I will see one and kill one for free.
I'm going crazy, I'm scared of myself!
The big fist of the casserole, have you seen it?
...
How do you practice a fist as big as a casserole?
The fist is weak, how dare you say it is a triad?
In the world of martial arts, there is no stubbornness that cannot be broken, only fastness cannot be broken!
I just want to kill two, or be killed by two.
Do you want me to beat him or his mother?
You see he's been beaten so much he doesn't even fucking recognize him.
His whole body was fractured and his tendons were completely broken. Not only did he not die, but he also recovered automatically in such a short period of time...
Unexpectedly, the Huoyun Evil God had indirectly opened up his second vein of Rendu and forced out all his potential.
Step on your toes? It's only when children fight.
"If our son didn't die, he would be as old as him."
"If he can study hard, I think he will be either a doctor or a lawyer in the future."
"But he looks more like a martial artist."
Little boy, I see your bones are fine . Qi is the one in ten thousand martial arts prodigy, it is up to you to maintain world peace.
I have this secret book here. Since I have a predestined relationship with you, I will sell it to you for ten yuan!
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