We were late when we arrived, and when we went in, it was time for the ronin brother to say goodbye to his wife and children and go to Keanu Reeves. When I saw the tattooed brother appearing on the top of Sanada Hiroyuki's head, I thought there would be a big scene, but not only did he have no hair, but the little brother never appeared again. When I saw Keanu in the arena with a group of Spanish sailors around, my first reaction was the era of great sailing, which should be equivalent to Japan's... shogunate period (I'm not sure)? But I was shocked when the emperor's grandfather in golden clothes appeared behind me. You are such a dick, Tokugawa Ieyasu, you know? Isn't the emperor a big deal? God.
The role of Keanu is meaningless as a whole, but fighting monsters and bubble girls is not possible without him. Pushed down and forced (hehe) caesarean section and then made a mistake. And the dragon that Rinko Kikuchi turned into was headshot by Keanu. To be honest, I was still thinking about whether there would be a big counterattack until the emperor's grandfather came out. Thinking that this counterattack is a victory to overthrow (?) the rhythm of the emperor, I didn't give up until the ending song, but what if there is a second part? In short, the point of this film is that in every place where there may be some small turning points, small highlights, small climaxes and even itself (tattooed brother, the giant samurai who was blown up, etc.) Gorgeously skipped over, and after a long time, it felt like a fake orgasm.
After the end, my friends kept telling me that this movie is really good Bushido blablabla. In fact, except for the cut belly at the end, the movie as a whole has nothing to do with Bushido or Japan. It is Japanese culture if it is not loyal to the king to cut a belly, just like it is Chinese if it is not a cup of tea and a porcelain (how do you know if it is fake). In fact, I don't know what moved him, and I don't even think it's great to commit suicide in a different way, but for him, a cut of the abdomen is enough to give the movie five points. Although most people just watch the fun, but for those who are really interested in Bushido, don't watch it. At the very least, you can read the original Japanese text.
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