Well, at that time, there was only a 47 Ronin name and a poster in the movie theater without even an introduction. Just think about it in 3D and go see it. . . .
And then I cut to my stomach. Orz
wanted to rant while spoiling. . .
But when I think about the script, I have a strong urge to smash the keyboard. Let's not talk about a lot of foreshadowing. For example, the three scars on the male lead's head, those teleportation skills, and the male lead's role The setting of the foreigner....
what do you say the three scars are for! ? Do you see that those lizardmen masters have nothing on their heads? For Mao only you have?
Why didn't you use those teleportation skills earlier! If you don’t want to show it to ordinary people, forget it. Do you have to wait until the end to fight a boss?
Has this foreigner of yours been set up from beginning to end? I wouldn't say a word to that idiot general: I'm sorry, I'm not Japanese, so don't take me to cut my belly?
There is also a cut abdomen
ok, it is Japanese culture, although it is extremely brain-dead, but it should be respected. . .
But why do you put such a majestic background music when you cut your belly again?
And what is the purpose of the last 47-1 people cutting their abdomens! ?
Because the general's order cannot be changed? You and his cat already knew that it was because of your brain-dead misjudgment that he killed the good people by mistake, and then killed the rest of the good people for his own sake. This is gross!
Why do you still look so proud when you perform the incision?
In addition, there is the last one who escaped. General, have you been kicked by a donkey or a horse or spat on by an alpaca? Not good, what do you say at the end? And do you only make decisions on an ad hoc basis?
Wouldn't that little son notice the remaining 46 expressions of resentment?
The leader's eyes were actually: Didn't you see what WTF meant?
And from the very beginning, the old man cut his belly and there was a little taste that I went for the party and the people.
[Besides, the Japanese samurai is not a hero who will sacrifice everything for the people in the actual situation. It is a (romantic) knight, and other samurai are all For those who are loyal to the daimyo, Caomin is just a tool to test the sword.... Forget it, the film needs it]
At this time, the majestic music sounded, and at that time, I could understand
that the last 46 people were completely unknown . I cut my belly in vain
and then played the exact same music....
What kind of trouble is this going to make? Should I laugh?
Speaking of leaders, first of all who is the protagonist of the whole film? . . For Mao Keanu's role, the role is less than that of the leader...
and the entire assassination plan, there was indeed a burst of applause in the theater when the sentinel was killed, but think about it carefully. . .
You can do the whole thing alone! ! ! !
As long as you infiltrate the troupe, you will be able to assassinate by dancing!
If it weren't for the writer's intentions, the guy would be dead!
To put it bluntly, it doesn't really matter if the remaining 46 people come or not except the boss!
They are all playing minions!
And...
why 45 people can withstand more than 1,000 people, and they still have armor on them.
Well, you said that the sword is very sharp and powerful... Also, the armor that a Japanese bow can shoot through has a The most terrible thing about Maoyong Orz
is that none of the forty-five people died...
Are you so desperate to cut your belly? !
Sigh.... There are
too many inexplicable places in it.
First of all, there are dragons, unicorns, demon foxes, and of course spiders and brooms... After the film is over, I have been wondering whether this film is talking about Chinese monsters or Japanese monsters. Only some monsters in Japan can be released... For example, trains, tengu, earth spiders, etc.
Secondly, that fox.... From the beginning to the end, I wondered where this person came from, why did he help, why he was unreliable as a military division, why he became a broom, and why he still had a Japanese sword after he became a dragon. The appearance of being able to cut in, why....
God... Well, there is no need to explain all the characters, but as a monster, facing 45 people and invading thousands of people This guy ran away when the group was in?
And your sidekick can beat a BT character like Keanu to the fullest, and then he was blown away like that?
Am I watching Ronin or Alahu Akbar?
Finally
, at the end of the film, I said a sentence based on true story
, and I was wondering if the scene in the Sino-Indian self-defense counterattack (a platoon was suppressed by a squad and a cooking squad) happened in Japan?
Then I went home and checked for a long time to find out that it wasn't like that at all...
http://www.baike.com/wiki/47 Ronin
"One snowy night, Kira held a banquet and the guards were all drunk. This news was known by the ronin, they attacked Kira's fortified mansion, cut down the guards, stabbed Kira, and then asked Kira to open his abdomen, which Kira refused. So the ronin chopped down with the sword of the master Asano. Kira's head, and take Kira's head to Asano's cemetery. "
I said that when you adapted the screenwriter, you didn't have a trace of panic in your heart....
The only thing you can remember from the beginning to the end is Keanu's Zhang Shuai's face, the unforgettable broom, the tattooed passerby armor,
and the cut abdomen with countless grooves.
I said you should just change your name to cut abdomen Qi Tan
. Watching the trailer is better than this]
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