Danish version of Journey to the West

Koby 2022-12-20 03:22:16

Group of four:
Tang Seng, the descendant of genetic mutation, survived because of the contempt for his body noodles. For the survival of his tribe, he took the sword from the west, and the only human in this film with an IQ of 40 or more.
Sun Monkey, because of the tortoise in Huaguo Mountain, fought against the remaining Buddha with high force, fell in love with Tang Seng at first sight, but unfortunately became the noble concubine of the Bull Demon King (Princess Iron Fan?), and finally violated the tortoise for the so-called love, Live happily with Monk Tang.
Zhu Bajie, on the surface, is actually a 2b professional music player and singer. He has enough brain capacity to memorize 2073 sentences of leftover songs. When he was in the country of his daughter, he wanted to spend the rest of his life happily and freely, but he thought of the basic friendship with Tang Seng. , and finally defected to the daughter's country; at the end, an assist helped Tang Seng retrieve the holy sword, and finally reached the peak of the music scene on the road of music playing and singing.
Monk Sha, one soy sauce, I don't know why.
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Villain:
Bull Demon King, Body Wearing an indestructible armor with infinite Mohs hardness like the Goemon slashing iron sword, in the end, the true soul possessed and was headshot by Tang Seng.
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I can't complain about the Danes now...

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Ronal the Barbarian quotes

  • Narrator: [Opening scene with the people in slavery by the demons with the Demon Zaal ruling over them] In the beginning there was only darkness. And out of that darkness was born the Demon Zaal, ruler of the sa kiddies and oppressor of humankind.

    Narrator: But from out of the shadows came Kron. Warrior above all warriors, and bearer of the gods saw.

    [Then the hero warrior shows up on the mountaintop, he jumps from the mountain and lands on the ground and frees the human slaves]

    Narrator: He freed humankind and led them to victory.

    [Then the demons charged after Kron but he slices them with a sword and punches a hole in the demons stomach doing a hand pose. He then runs up against a giant demon and stabs him on the head and the demon explodes. But Kron got impaled in the chest and blood came gushing out of his chest]

    Narrator: But victory was barely won, suffering a mortal wound to his heart. Kron bled for seven days and seven nights, and a hundred warriors drank of his spilled blood and bared his strength.

    [Then the warriors developed mass muscles the men with muscular biceps, the woman with bigger breasts, but Ronal took one drop of blood and developed a bigger crotch spot]

    Narrator: Kron looked down on them and what he saw was good, and with that he died. Thus were born the barbarians, the mighty sons of Kron.

    [Then the movie title Ronal the Barbarian shows on screen and the movie begins]

  • The Oracle: Alright that's it I'm done shitting. Now get to wiping.