Everybody's going to Lordsburg

Elinore 2022-08-21 03:50:11

The award ceremony was held in Lordsburg, and the guests delivered their acceptance speeches :

Satisfaction Award
Cowboy: I succeeded in revenge for my father, I succeeded in seduction, and I succeeded in retiring.
Lady: I ​​succeeded in giving birth, finding a husband, and hooking up with a spare tire.
Coachman: We've arrived at the ground, the fare is not much, the car is not broken, and the horse is not lost.

Backfired Bonus
Banker: I was going to make a comeback with my money and get caught.

Confused Award
Wine Merchant: I wanted to go to Lordsburg to open up the market in good health, but I didn't expect to arrive lying down after being hit by an arrow. I'm glad the Apache warriors forgot to apply poison on the arrow.
Gambler: I didn't plan to go to Lordsburg, nor did I plan not to. Should it be a spare tire?
Marshal: I caught a fugitive, I really caught a fugitive.

Unexpected surprise award
doctor and prostitute: We can't hang out in the original place, and plan to continue to hang out in another place, but I didn't expect to regain confidence during the trip. Thank you Apache warriors, thank you Xiaobei.

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Extended Reading

Stagecoach quotes

  • Buck: You better get out and stretch your leg - I mean your limbs, ma'am. We're going to change horses here.

    Mrs. Lucy Mallory: Is there any place here where I can have a cup of tea?

    Buck: Well, yes ma'am, you can get a cup of coffee at the hotel across the street there.

  • Buck: Well, Marshal, I'm lookin' for my shotgun guard. Is he here?

    Marshal Curly Wilcox: Out with a posse, Buck. Trying to catch the Ringo Kid.

    Buck: Ringo? I thought Ringo was in the pen?

    Marshal Curly Wilcox: He was.

    Buck: Busted out? Well, good for him!