Everybody's going to Lordsburg

Elinore 2022-08-21 03:50:11

The award ceremony was held in Lordsburg, and the guests delivered their acceptance speeches :

Satisfaction Award
Cowboy: I succeeded in revenge for my father, I succeeded in seduction, and I succeeded in retiring.
Lady: I ​​succeeded in giving birth, finding a husband, and hooking up with a spare tire.
Coachman: We've arrived at the ground, the fare is not much, the car is not broken, and the horse is not lost.

Backfired Bonus
Banker: I was going to make a comeback with my money and get caught.

Confused Award
Wine Merchant: I wanted to go to Lordsburg to open up the market in good health, but I didn't expect to arrive lying down after being hit by an arrow. I'm glad the Apache warriors forgot to apply poison on the arrow.
Gambler: I didn't plan to go to Lordsburg, nor did I plan not to. Should it be a spare tire?
Marshal: I caught a fugitive, I really caught a fugitive.

Unexpected surprise award
doctor and prostitute: We can't hang out in the original place, and plan to continue to hang out in another place, but I didn't expect to regain confidence during the trip. Thank you Apache warriors, thank you Xiaobei.

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Stagecoach quotes

  • Buck: Well all I gotta say is, that he better stay away from that there Luke Plummer. By gosh, Luke's run all'a Ringo's friends outta Lordsburg. Why the last trip there I seen him hit a rancher on the head with the barrel of his gun and, well he just laid it wide open like a butchered steer.

  • Dr. Josiah Boone: Well, now that the danger is past, Mr...

    Samuel Peacock: ...Peacock.

    Dr. Josiah Boone: Ladies and gentlemen, since it's most unlikely we'll ever have the pleasure of meeting again socially, I'd like to propose a toast. Major, Gatewood, Ringo... to your health.