Kind of sweet and hilarious.

Christelle 2022-06-30 21:13:14

Cool scumbag Satan. Two bark God.
Satan can make you solve problems and can make you go to ruin.
God can make you very happy but you will not believe him if you are not too down.

2B Elvis shaving his head is equivalent to voting for the US election. The two hair salons are Democrats and Republicans. The group of stupid folks outside are supporters of the two parties.
This is my favorite, I can't laugh at it.

People have been in the environment of dogs for a long time, and what they think about is not how to regain their freedom, but to be the best dog. As for the freedom god horse, don't care.


There is a lot of irony in it, but it feels a little softer. Are you thinking of winning by quantity?
But that part of being a Nazi is just because the sausages are delicious, which is funny.


PS: I haven't seen a few movies, so I can't recognize the so-called group of stars.

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Pawn Shop Chronicles quotes

  • Alton: You calling me a racist?

    Johnson: Well, you don't like black Santa Claus. And last week, you told me you don't like black porno.

    Alton: Now hang on a damn minute. Now that's got nothing to do with racism. I like black chicks in porno movies. I just don't like 'em with the black guys in them, that's all.

    Johnson: Why come? They make you feel inadequate?

    Alton: No. Because their dicks are so dark. They get to fucking, their dicks get wet, they get glisteny and shit, and it's hard for my eyes to unfocus off it. Make me sick.

    Johnson: Eh, well, I guess you got a point.

  • [first lines]

    Alton: Need to get the Santa out of here. Number one, it's spring. It's not winter. Spring.

    Johnson: So?

    Alton: Secondly, you don't even work here. When are you gonna stop putting all your shit all around all over the place? Third..

    Johnson: Mm-hmm.

    Alton: Santa Claus ain't even of African descent.

    Johnson: Oh, yeah, that's it there. I was waiting for that. You do realize Santa Claus ain't even a real person. You can make him whatever color you want to.