Heavy-duty pornography, more than enough fun, lack of plot

Nico 2022-06-30 21:36:24

Heavy-duty pornography is simmering in a mess, more than enjoyable, and the plot is not

as many lines as [2 big smoking guns], but black is not enough to describe this film, I really can't think of other adjectives except heavy. Long disabled Paul Walker, and a lot of ex-stars come in to occupy seats and play soy sauce secret room sex slaves to engage in pyramid-style competition for favor. It's too powerful. Especially love the look of the drug dealer wearing a gas mask with a fly head, Bran Deng has never had any good works out since Tomb Raiders, and ran into this film to get the most obscene Elvis pose and sing. The whole film is full of groaning dialogues and inexplicable plots that pay tribute to B-grade films

. I miss the 8090's, the era of video tapes when B-grade films were rampant.

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Pawn Shop Chronicles quotes

  • Alton: You calling me a racist?

    Johnson: Well, you don't like black Santa Claus. And last week, you told me you don't like black porno.

    Alton: Now hang on a damn minute. Now that's got nothing to do with racism. I like black chicks in porno movies. I just don't like 'em with the black guys in them, that's all.

    Johnson: Why come? They make you feel inadequate?

    Alton: No. Because their dicks are so dark. They get to fucking, their dicks get wet, they get glisteny and shit, and it's hard for my eyes to unfocus off it. Make me sick.

    Johnson: Eh, well, I guess you got a point.

  • [first lines]

    Alton: Need to get the Santa out of here. Number one, it's spring. It's not winter. Spring.

    Johnson: So?

    Alton: Secondly, you don't even work here. When are you gonna stop putting all your shit all around all over the place? Third..

    Johnson: Mm-hmm.

    Alton: Santa Claus ain't even of African descent.

    Johnson: Oh, yeah, that's it there. I was waiting for that. You do realize Santa Claus ain't even a real person. You can make him whatever color you want to.