Wednesday , the English teacher released a video called "Cinderella's Glass Phone". I said that I can't stand the bloody plot, except that the heroine is pretty good, and there is almost nothing to watch. The male protagonist even makes me doubt the aesthetics of foreigners. If the guy has no money other than the protagonist's halo, he is simply a big diaosi. Except for his tall hair like fluff, and the face that can be used as a biochemical weapon after modification, why? Let a bunch of girls with big breasts and no brains turn around! I was speechless. Could it be that the male protagonist whose director is a female was made by unspoken rules? And that fucking joke, is it a 2B youth with a low laugh in the audition? So much joy!
If I can accept this movie, at least after watching half of it without skipping classes, I have no doubts about the IQ of the screenwriter and director, then this movie called Doomsday Invasion I just watched just broke my egg. The morals are flying all over the sky, this masterpiece is more painful than a group of girls in the sky saying that they are powder. Fungus.
What's wrong with this world!
Here's the movie. "Plot introduction: Sometimes, the so-called wise decision only represents the interests of the majority. The time is set in 2008, a deadly virus that can be transmitted by skin contact is raging in the UK, and the virus is extremely contagious. , none of the infected survived. In just a few days, millions of people in Scotland, the hardest-hit region, were killed. The British government agencies could not think of any good strategies to control the virus, and in order to stop the spread of the virus, the survival of all mankind was endangered. , the government can only make up its mind to isolate the Scottish area, hoping to control the spread of the virus. Every highway, viaduct and railway is guarded by the army, and the entry and exit of any vehicle is strictly prohibited. At the same time, a high steel fence has also been built. With the reinforcement of the blockade, there is no hope of survival..."
This is the official plot, I also saw this introduction of Hipi in the Internet cafe yesterday before I moved my hands, and put this insane act on my phone. After watching it for less than 20 minutes, I was blinded by the terrifying plot. I was surprised to find that the script could still be written so painfully. If Lu Xun had read this, then our textbook would have written like this: "A real warrior dares to face the doomsday invasion of fuck. Eggs, and dare to insist on watching the doomsday invasion... What I want to say is that I, Zhou Shuren, are not a real warrior!"
I'm not a real warrior, BUT if I didn't watch the movie, I would have deleted this masterpiece!
Come to the plot.
Beginning in 08, the United Kingdom produces a virus called death virus, which can be transmitted through the skin. The virus quickly spread across the British peninsula, and the government decided to build a wall (which is similar to the Shame Wall I faced) to isolate the area and let it fend for itself. Later, the virus broke out in London in 2035, but the government found through satellite that there were no living people in the quarantine area, so the government sent a team to the quarantine area to find an antidote, and the story began.
Seeing this I was hopeful that it might be as classic as Will Smith's I Am Legend. But what happened next made me vomit blood.
Dog Blood Highlights 1. The team drove two armored vehicles into the isolation area. These two vehicles were claimed to be able to resist 30 cm bullets and various chemical weapons, but they were such awesome vehicles, which were later survived in the isolation area. The barbarian tribe easily lit with a simple gasoline bottle! The bulletproof glass was also pierced by arrows fired by barbarians with crossbows! He even shot the driver to death! You read that right! The car is so ruined! I'm fucked, a car with 30cm bullets can't defend against a hand crossbow! Ruined by a gasoline bottle! Is this screenwriter's head crowding the door and this plot can be any more stupid? Even if the plot needs it, it's okay to make up a bit of IQ. If you think the audience is watching Mao's film, then watch it lively without considering IQ!
The protagonist is captured.
Dog Blood Highlights 2. I also have to say that when the protagonist team drove in at night, they hit a cow and found the herd. You must know that these savages have eaten people. Why are these cows still waiting to be killed? what! Do you want to change your taste if you leave cows alone and eat people? Writer, what do you think?
Dog Blood Highlights 3. After the protagonist is captured, there is a barbarian feast. According to the words of the barbarian leader Thor, "It's time to eat at the zoo"! Then we saw a group of young people dressed in punk style around an abandoned theater, Sol was dancing on the stage, and there were actually sexy beauties dancing pole dancing on both sides, and then the music "Cancan" made me again Hold can't help it anymore, it feels like a bunch of diaosi twisting their butts and singing the most dazzling ethnic style, which makes the ancestors of punk rock feel so good! Sol's broom head and full body punk outfit reminded me of "Wash, Cut and Blow", a popular group in Vietnam. To describe it in one word is to kill Matt.
Dog Blood Highlights 4. The protagonist is a fugitive from another tribe to find an antidote, and we found a group of people wearing armor on horseback. Even if Nima loses the 21st century civilization, he doesn't need to retreat to the Middle Ages! Is this retro? ! The tribal leader wanted to execute the protagonist mm and arranged a contest. So we saw another gladiator-like contest. According to the protagonist's halo, the protagonist mm successfully counterattacked the heavily armed burly man with his bare hands. Oh yeah! The screenwriter must feel that the house is filled with the fragrance of chrysanthemum because of his creativity.
Dog blood highlights 5. The protagonist mm found a lot of hidden goods in the tunnel, and found a 1998 "Bentley Continental GT" in a box with a sixth sense. This Bentley will definitely make the brick house who produced the first two armored cars shameless in the world. If the following movie is cut out, it will definitely be an unprecedented extended Bentley advertisement. From the production to the plot, the customer will definitely be injured with chrysanthemums when they think of the Bentley.
The whole movie is definitely a bizarre work, I really can't think of how bizarre you can refer to "The Promise". This movie is known as a sci-fi masterpiece, and it combines punk style and retro style, but when I saw the dog-blooded plot and actor 2B's joyful and rich expression performance, I only felt that the eggs were broken and the integrity was flying all over the sky.
Those with strong psychological quality can read it again, and those with poor psychological quality can use it for exercise.
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