The rhythm of the tribute to "The Lord of the Rings", the whole spoiler, should be such a story. . .

Malachi 2022-03-24 09:01:44

Well, after the family finished reading and summed up, the whole article should be in such a rhythm. . .

Murder and treasure moon, dark wind and high night, there is a bear child who can't be broken and wants to tell the story of Giant Drop Barabala Bara, and two flowers bloom and a bear girl also let Mama tell the story of Giant Drop Barabala. . . After 10 years of laying the groundwork, the

adults received their own lunch boxes. The bear children are about to start adventure. The story is here to lay the groundwork. . . Here is the end of the prologue of the story. Tucao

, are those monks definitely not the 9 ninjas of "The Lord of the Rings", and the magic crown is definitely not the Lord of the Rings. . .

Chapter 1
10 years later, Jack's Shushu sent him to sell horses, and when he said "don't get distracted", I laughed. . .
Then our little J imitated Empress Merlin and little white horse and went into the city talking to himself. He ran into a female pig's feet, and played a hero who was never out of date to save the beauty, but the effect was good. . .
Here, the bodyguard played by Ivan was caught by Xiao J, and the little eyes, tsk tsk. . .
The villain and sidekick appeared, they met the bald thief, stole the magic beans, and the monk didn't bring any money, so he exchanged the beans for the little white horse of the pseudo-Meilin lady, and Xiao J took the beans back home and quarreled with Shu Mi. A bean was dropped,

and then the princess ran away and got lost to Xiao J's house. The beans got into the water for a long time, and the princess was trapped on the wooden roof and went to the sky. The first chapter ended successfully.

Chapter 2
Continues the chapter, Xiao J wakes up and finds that he has the feeling of camping by the Narnia rebels, and it is a mysterious destiny. The professional mountaineering team leads the rookie fear of heights to climb the vines. During the period, the male pigs are all small and shy. Kind of insensitive and cute

, and sure enough, the zombie in the warm corpse is his best face. When the expedition team climbed the vines, Saruman cast spells, the wind and rain were heavy, the internal contradictions of the expedition team were irreconcilable, and a few more dragons took the lunch

chapter 3
Looking for the princess, of course, only the male pig and the villain were not caught, and the rest were caught by the giant to make pancake rolls. When I saw the giants, I wondered whether there would be kind-hearted giants to help the male pigs, but later I found out that it was absolutely impossible. These giants are just so stupid. . .
The leader of the giants is like Gollum incarnate, and the two heads correspond to the schizophrenia of Gollum in the Lord of the Rings. The goddess of luck, Nabi Chi, is still on the side of the male pig. He single-handedly entered the giant's lair (the giant is really a fool or has been peaceful for too long without guarding?! It's not as good as Oaks)
The villain took the crown, the Lord of the Rings, with a thick thread. , launched a war of aggression. . . Tucao, I never saw the female giant, could it be that she is living in seclusion with the mother tree. . .
After exploring the giant's treasure trove, the male pig came to the giant's kitchen and staged the classic part of the cat-and-mouse kitchen. . . It was still a one-on-one battle, and was resurrected by the elf Legras, who killed a giant and rescued his prospective fiancee and good friend. . . With his rich experience in rural life, he killed another giant with a small bee. . . Good friends are good friends, but according to the theory that beauty and friends are immortal, everyone is worried that good friends should be kept and they will never be lost. . .
Meiji killed the villain, weapon fell into the hands of the enemy, people on the ground did not do blasting risk assessment before cutting down the tree, the root of the tree was broken, the wind swept the leaves and threw the gang to death. . .
The male and female dogs landed smoothly. . .

Chapter 4
The giants have good eyes. They picked up a bag of beans. They thought they would challenge God to return the giantess. I didn't expect that they were just a group of foodies, ready to go down to eat, fuck! ! ! ! !
Next is the attack and defense of the imitation of the Lord of the Rings, which brings a small climax. . . But the stew was not excited at all. . . Really cool. . .

Chapter 5
The giant Gollum found the waterway of the Helmet Fort and sneaked in secretly. With the help of the goddess of luck Bichi, the male pig continued to be brave and fought against the giant head alone. Born, dissatisfied with his father-in-law's rotten villa, demolished and built a new house from scratch, creating employment rates and contributing to GDP growth. . . In fact, he made a small fortune, emptied the giant's treasure, and showed off his wealth in front of his father-in-law. . .

chapter 6
The final chapter plays time travel, just to tell everyone that the British crown is the Lord of the Rings, and the pure-blooded royal family is still alive. This is spreading the spark of revolution. . .

Luzhu is the ashes of the Lord of the Rings. There are shadows of the Lord of the Rings everywhere in this film, and the children who were spoiled by spoilers are sorry. . .

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Jack the Giant Slayer quotes

  • Isabelle: You must think I'm very silly.

    Jack: No. I just wish that... Well, earlier, at the market...

    Isabelle: Thank you... for defending my honor, Jack.

    Jack: Anytime. Here, I'll take your coat. And until you find your own adventure...

    Isabelle: [receives a book from Jack] "The Giants of Gantua."

    Jack: My father used to read that to me.

    Isabelle: That was always my mother's job.

    Jack: I hope you find what you're looking for, Your Highness.

    Isabelle: Call me Isabelle.

    Jack: Isabelle.

  • Elmont: Well, she's not in the house. This is the only other place she could have gone.

    Crawe: If she climbed down, we would have seen her.

    Elmont: [notices a footprint in the mud] She didn't climb down. She climbed up.

    Roderick: Why would she do that?

    Crawe: If she were cold.

    Elmont: Or hungry.

    Jack: [to himself] Or looking for an adventure.