After dinner today, I had nothing to do, and after dinner, I thought and watched a bloody movie with Beibei. I carefully opened the movie favorites, and in the vast sea of shadows, I fell in love with the two characters of Night Devil at a glance. After reading it, I was hooked! So, I couldn't wait and Beibei decided to watch a Night Devil 2 - Collection! What a name of V587, I devotedly spent five minutes to find a BD version, oh~ I can't stand it!
Still the familiar title, or the original director. . .
Then. . . I bought a watch last year! Is this a sequel? Um? ! Beibei said, "Even a player like me thinks this is a bad movie." I tried my best to convince myself not to see this as a sequel, but as a new story. , Look at your sister! Was this made by the same director? Confirm it again, it's fucking true! You say the rhythm is tense? It's weird if you're not nervous, just 82 minutes, remove the end credits, 75 minutes! Dog tail continued mink! The sequels to Mao's good movies are all smashed! As expected of 2, really fucking 2!
Looking back at the title, when I watched 1, how beautiful it was, the horses were galloping happily, jumping, and then watching 2, that was 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in my heart!
I thought that the end of 1 was a good foreshadowing, the melancholy male protagonist was collected, the cute loli was rescued, the male protagonist's wife was waiting for the male protagonist, the ruby was stolen by the male protagonist, and it turned out that this part 2 begins And he came up with another story with seriousness, and even scared me when I was in a car accident! Then, the American police came out, swearing to slay demons and demons, and do justice for heaven! During the period, the picture was also cut to Ye Mojun, who was busy making collections, and a close-up of his proud red lips. I saw that he was a cracker! !
The heroine came out, the little loli who didn't die in the car accident, turned into Bai Fumei, went to party with diaosi friends, there is no expected amazing dew point in the B-level film, just selling meat, infinitely twisting! At this time, the heroine encounters the hero, and the climax is coming. I don't know how Ye Mojun set up a human flesh harvester, sweeping away all the monsters and ghosts in the party, and the blood is dripping! Only then did I know that Ye Mojun was playing such a big game of chess, and he wanted to die! Watching her friend's crushed heroine helplessly begging for help from the male protagonist, then the problem came, the male protagonist who saved Loli bravely in the first movie, he actually ran away,, ran away,, this is enough It reveals that the male protagonist has no interest in pseudo-punk beer bitches, but is the essence of a wretched lolicon!
The camera flashes, the male protagonist in the nightmare wakes up, the key is, the injury on his forehead is gone, the injury on his left hand is also transferred to the right hand, the male protagonist who sees his wife tells his wife to run away, the problem comes again, Nima Night Demon Lord What does it mean to send flowers to the male protagonist? When did the dark-bellied and gloomy Ye Mojun become so literary in the first movie? The camera flicked again, the heroine in the nightmare also woke up, and so, the most fucking magical place in the whole film appeared! ! ! I saw the heroine skillfully taking off her big beige bra, just when I was curious, the box,, opened! ! I'm blown away! ! Epididymis petrification, chest hair burning,, Nima,, I rub it! This is the artifact used by the great god to cross the robbery! ! ! What about my runaway comics? ! I want to attach a picture for you! ! I obviously felt that Ye Mojun was stunned when he saw the empty box. He must be more puzzled than me. I will tell you that the heroine uses a bra to open the lock, dear! ! !
The plot took a sharp turn, the classic scene of Ye Mojun wearing a hood on the poster came, and the bald Ye Mojun in the first movie grew a head of black and beautiful hair! On the other side, the six-person group is under the dungeon, killing the boss Ye Mojun, when the male protagonist asks the second male protagonist for a weapon, pay attention! ! No. 2 male protagonist gave the male protagonist a knife! The battle has begun, the breaking point is coming, and Ye Mojun's minions turned out to be a group of zombies with cooked brains! ! God horse situation! what the hell is this! Ah? !
Then, an important foreshadowing of the film came. The title gave a close-up of the heroine's ear. At this time, it gave us a clue. It turned out that the heroine was wearing a hearing aid. I thought this clue would play a role in defeating Ye Mojun later. , reverse the plot! But until the end of the film, this foreshadowing, this clue, and even the hearing aid that the heroine took out from the trap at the risk of her life, he was just a hearing aid, meaningless! I wiped it! !
During this time, the dungeon team that lost two players should be more united and focus on dps, but Rooster Head has found a new way, kiss you, are you lost! And Ye Mojun didn't go to clean up the dungeon team, but he came to his collection room leisurely and killed a sad woman who was nailed to her limbs! Card! The director and the script were not written like this, shouldn't Ye Mojun make her a zombie? ! As soon as the camera turned, the dungeon team finally met Ye Mojun, and the lost rooster head returned to the team. Did you go to the toilet just now, dear! ! The explosion point is here again. In the first part, Ye Mojun, who fought with the male protagonist for 300 rounds, easily managed the remaining four-member dungeon team. Brother, did you upgrade your skills? I bought a hood with all attributes +250 in the mall? !
The remaining two people's dungeon team found out that they were not opponents. When they escaped, they encountered the female dog trained by Ye Mojun, and the problem came again! The cautious male No. 2, let the male protagonist act as the MT when the dungeon is next, but at this time easily listened to the female dog's words, walked at the front of the team, , big brother, are you swollen! ! Then, in the process of rescuing your companions, be careful! ! Male No. 2 once again gave the male protagonist a knife, I am too powerless, big brother, you are the acrobatic troupe playing flying knives! !
After the dungeon is advanced and the mission goal of rescuing the heroine is completed, you can go back and receive the prize! In order to escape the copy, the problem comes again! In the first part, the male protagonist, who was still researching the chamber of the gun, accurately hit the passerby outside the dungeon. !
The climax of the film is coming, but the simple and rude Ye Mojun in the first part mentioned the M16, imitating the wildness of my big Su Dongpo in those days, leading the yellow on the left, and I also led the yellow on the right, and the dungeon team was stunned, except for his own big yellow dog. , did not hit any target! Then, Ye Mojun, who saw the tragic death of the female dog he trained, became angry with shame, but for some reason, he moved his heart of pity, but he just captured the sad heroine again, and spared a whole bunch of people, brother, what are you doing? ? What about the group extermination? !
The mission goal is lost, the mission is done again, and the most painful episode of lactic acid is here! The male protagonist who looked at death like a home, let the female protagonist break his arm and save the big guy, but the male protagonist with such an arm later made the boss Ye Mojun into a mess! Can you believe this? ! I wipe it! !
When the two worked together to escape, the director gave the two a long shot of their hands. Is this going to hold them together? I seem to vaguely hear the soy police officers shouting in unison, "Together! Together...!" The
film is finally coming to an end, but Nima Yemojun is really not an ordinary person, and he even escaped! All that was left at the fire scene was his expensive hood! What is this for? Is there going to be a third part? Director, I beg you, stop destroying my three views, I'm already dead. . . Damn, that's not the case! Ye Mojun was collected by the male protagonist. . . The most powerless thing to complain about is that Ye Mojun, who has never had a face, actually spoke up, the only line in the whole film, and the hysterical screenwriter successfully turned a god-like collector of violent aesthetics lovers into an entomologist? !
At this point, the whole film is over, the three views are completely destroyed, the alloy dog's eyes are blind, the old blood spurts out, and he murmurs: This film,, is like the female protagonist's four or two chests that are not exposed,,, I need to pinch ! ! ! !
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