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Romance is always the natural enemy of marriage.
Edd 2022-03-23 09:02:28
The hero and heroine happily went to Yemen to fish for salmon. It was great. During the midlife crisis, there was a young and beautiful woman who brought youthful air. Sure enough, men like forever twenty-five years old --- who doesn't like it Woolen cloth? The so-called like-minded people are bullshit, fresh flesh is the eternal driving force. The Prime Minister and the press secretary were so amusing, the press secretary was the beauty who fascinated Hugh Grant at one wedding and four funerals back then, and the cold humor was still handy. In short, I think it is very unreliable to praise great love because of this salmon fishing thing. It is purely because everyone does not want to be responsible and wants to have fun. I mean, why am I so outraged? I also want someone to accompany me on salmon fishing.
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Salmon Fishing in the Yemen quotes
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Dr. Alfred Jones: Did you get my email?
Bernard Sugden: Yes. What did it say?
Dr. Alfred Jones: Took the meeting. Waste of time as predicted. Now if you don't mind I'll get back to my work.
Bernard Sugden: Dr. Jones.
[holds up a document which Dr. Jones takes]
Dr. Alfred Jones: What is this?
Bernard Sugden: P45.
Dr. Alfred Jones: I'm sorry. I don't, I don't understand.
Bernard Sugden: Oh, well, a P45 is the official document given to an employee when his services are no longer required by his or her employer.
Dr. Alfred Jones: Yes, but Bernard, this has got my...
Bernard Sugden: Or, you can sign this letter stating that you are delighted to assign yourself exclusively to the Yemeni salmon fishing project with immediate effect. Up to you.
Dr. Alfred Jones: But Bernard, you know as well as I do this thing is a bloody joke. Where the hell you gonna get salmon that far...
Bernard Sugden: [interrupts and taps the P45] Just there.
Dr. Alfred Jones: This is blackmail Sugden. This is a bloody outrage.
Bernard Sugden: Fitzharris & Price will be paying your salary while on secondment. Almost double what it is now. I'd say that's a bloody outrage.
Dr. Alfred Jones: Double. Can I have time to think about this?
Bernard Sugden: Nope.
Dr. Alfred Jones: Can I borrow your pen?
Bernard Sugden: Yah. It's my special one with the italic nib.
[Dr. Jones grabs it, scribbles his signature on the P45 and storms out]
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Tom Price-Williams: Have you any idea what an outcry there'd be if the Environment Agency stripped British rivers of *ten thousand* salmon and shipped them off to the effing Yemen?
Bernard Sugden: Well how many can you spare?
Tom Price-Williams: None! Christ! Bernard. Anglers, they're obsessive crazies. You think Al-Qaeda are a threat, think again mate! I've seen a fly fisherman wade into a river and try and drown a canoeist just for passing by in a Day-Glo jacket. You haven't got a hope in hell of getting these fish from British rivers.