First of all, in terms of visual experience, it is basically a pseudo-3D. After watching it for ten minutes, the eyes are very uncomfortable, and the coloring is also very poor. If you can't do 3D well, you can do 2D! My eyes are still shaking after a few hours of watching this tattered 3D. None of your previous movies were in 3D, aren't they all cheating? ! But even so, I still don't think it's a big problem. It's a development in progress~ It's understandable if it doesn't work well, as long as the story of the movie is well told. But what really makes me unbearable is the bloody plot. If I don't mention it, these dozens of movie tickets will directly turn into a lovesick uncle, which is unclear.
Nima, what is it about Xuanzang and other diaosi that make Miss Duan fall in love? There really is no reason, just because there are 300 children's songs? Or was it because he had an affectionate kiss with Zhu Ganghye? Why did Miss Duan love him? ! I don't understand! Fairy Zixia loves Supreme Treasure because he used to be Monkey King! He is so charming! Why does Miss Duan love Xuanzang? ! Also made a big move to seduce! It's better to seduce him than to seduce the pig and just have a bright future! ! He was nothing before! If he eats the meat at this time, he will not be immortal! He was an extremely stupid "exorcist" before! In the film, Miss Duan is at least a professional bounty exorcist similar to Tian Stump and Void Master! ! Why do people of this level fall in love with a fool who knows nothing? Didn't Young Master Void say that he looks like a beggar? Is it true that all women in love are blind? Do women in love have lower IQs?
And why is the cooked pig just so bad? ! Such a cheating monster is actually attracted by Miss Duan's dance. Yes, he loves his wife very much, but Nima is such a cheating monster that it is hard to see that this is his wife? Such a cheating monster doesn't know that Sun Wukong is here? So how did he open a black shop? Can you open such a high-end black shop without the level of Harvard MBA? The most important thing is that such a big bug was easily taken down at the entrance of Sun Wukong's cave! If this is to set off the fact that Sun Wukong is a super evil, are the three exorcists stupid? Don't you know that fighting Sun Wukong is to die? Why doesn't Tianzhai not copy the name in "Country Love"? I think the name "Xie Big Foot" suits him better! Is Luo Zhixiang's style overindulgence or drug addiction? What is the sword all over the sky doing? Do you think this is filming "The Legend of Sword and Fairy"? I rubbed it, the sword finally fit together! The golden hoop rod was smashed to the ground by it. But in the end, it was blown away by Sun Wukong in one breath.
What I can't bear the most is the JB look of Sun Wukong. Who is the stylist for this movie? Can you drag it out for a zhanghong? I borrowed a diaper from the crying child next to me. Is this Sun Wukong? It's acceptable to see the ugly appearance of Zhu Gang's mane, is he Zhu Bajie! But Sun Wukong also has a name called the Monkey King ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! You are so beautiful with this look, your sister! Don't you want to continue "Journey to the West"? Why don't you play according to the Monkey King's shape in the big talk? ! The Monkey King you are now makes people feel like a street stall! It's not as good as the face of Zhu Ganghye with that Peking Opera look!
Holy crap, the climax is not here, when the Tathagata palm in the copycat "Kung Fu" fell from outer space, he transformed! Yes, you read that right! The scene of Sun Wukong's transformation on the night of the full moon in "Dragon Ball" is reproduced in "Conquer the Devil"! Yes! He became King Kong! What the hell! If you are not hit by the thunder, you will definitely be hit by the next scene, and it will not work. Fortunately, the local theater is more user-friendly, and the seat is transformed into a toilet because of this movie! ! Otherwise I will suffer from Alzheimer's and urinate. The next scene is the desktop background commonly used by XP systems, and there is a tree on a prairie. Sun Wukong knelt beside Xuanzang's leg in this paradise of paradise, and put his arms around Xuanzang's leg, and let Xuanzang put on him the legendary hoop. Oh damn! I wonder if this is cooked! ? The upgraded version of Tathagata's palm can not only control the toad power of the evil god of fire clouds, but even the Monkey King Sun Wukong, the great sage of the sky, can't stand it! Directly brainwashed and rebuilt! It works better than being under the Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years! Why didn't you slap the Tathagata Buddha of the grass and mud horse 500 years ago? Is it because of lack of power at that time?
Speaking of the lines, I would like to ask who has heard the taste of Xing Ye from the lines? Have you heard the taste of "Journey to the West"?
I have watched "Journey to the West" countless times, and the lines in it are still so good to be chewed, but after watching Conqueror, what lines can I remember that are qualified to compete with those in Dahua? Who said that there is no Zhou Xingchi in Conquering the Devil, but his shadow is everywhere? What nonsense! If there is a shadow of Zhou Xingchi, then Sun Wukong should at least say when he punched that tiger fist: Please, brother! Did you know you're an exorcist! ? What are you doing as a big tiger? Do you think I'd be scared~~ you?
The lines are really powerless to complain, in short, every sentence is rotten! These lines are despised when they are said by friends when they are playing. Let's talk about the so-called finishing line that many pretenders like. "I love you and I fell in love with you the first time I saw you." "How much I love you?" "I love you so much that I never miss you." "How long?" "One thousand years, ten thousand years!" "One Ten thousand years is too long, love me now." Fake squid! This is Chairman Mao's poem, okay? Isn't it just that Nima is 10,000 years too long, and it's just a day and a night? ! Some pretend to force literary and artistic fans to say that they are moved to tears. I just want to say, how many classic poems have been left in China for thousands of years? Ten years of life and death, or a hairpin phoenix can throw five movie lines on Chang'an Avenue!
Please tell me which line is funny? Could you please tell me which part of the bridge touched you? Could you please tell me which picture you can't forget?
The article really can't play Tang Sanzang. He and Luo Jiaying are separated by the distance from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road. He is suitable for "Ocean Paradise". Huang Bo is not suitable to play Sun Wukong. If Xing Ye can't play it, I think it is better for Xiao Shenyang to play it. Shu Qi's performance is tepid, but compared to other actors, it's not bad. But I don't know why I still miss Athena Chu. If there is anyone who performs well, I think it is more exciting for the brothers and sisters to enter the black shop of Zhugangxian. That kid is calling the charter wife why there is no water, right? The duet between the brothers and sisters and Zhu Ganghye is very good, and it is the best part of the whole movie. In addition, I really can't think of which bridges can be extracted and said to be the wonderful part.
There are NC fans who will definitely say that I am a navy, and that I am in the black star. I want to say that you are not the only ones who grew up watching Xingye movies, you are not more senior than me! If you love Star Lord please tell the truth, this is a bad movie! What's the difference between this and "Yueguang Treasure Box"? I don't even think it's better than "Koshimitsu Treasure Box". In a movie imitating "Journey to the West", this can only be a lousy movie. If this is a tribute to his previous movies, I hope that the last Tathagata's palm will be on Stephen Chow's face.
I love Stephen Chow, I'm a big fan of him. Stephen Chow was once the best actor and director in China in my opinion, but I really can't stand this "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons" that ruined his image! Lord Xing, if you have the next movie, I will still buy it! But please show your sincerity, be worthy of yourself, and be worthy of the fans who have loved you for many years, and don't make our hearts hurt!
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