Zeta Jones and Tom Cruise are much more eye-catching than the male and female protagonists, and of course their acting skills are not mentioned. The protagonists are completely incomparable. It's just... Tom, is it so obvious that you imitate Axl Rose? And Tom, you have black nail polish to make your hands look stubby...but you really don't wear a shirt much.
What attracted me was not the love story of the hero and heroine, but Jaxx played by Tom. He's decadent enough, rambunctious enough, cynical enough, jerk enough, arrogant enough to sign a woman's tits with sophistication and laughter, and he's a bit of an Axl Rose bad boy. Women love and hate him, but still get drunk on his hormones. The former flesh and blood, now the mayor's wife, also lost her head under his gaze, sticking out her tongue to lick his lips. And the young and tender female reporter was pushed down neatly, kissed his lips and licked his ears as she wished, and was recorded into the album gorgeously. Oh shit, don't forget GnR's Rocket Queen.
My favorite is the sex scene between Jaxx and the female reporter at the end credits. He stuck his tongue in her mouth in front of everyone, and the two kissed wildly, and then had frantic sex in the toilet. She shoved him, he smashed the mirror on the wall, then he picked her up, ripped off her clothes in a spin, smashed the toilets, and smashed the condom supply box. The two fell to the ground, condoms spilled all over. Suck, tumble, tangle. Whether it's love, hate or sex, such a strong burst of emotion, such a strong pervading hormone, such a crazy suffocating lust, is already charming enough, enough to burn the soul.
Finally, Russell Brand blames the uncle, why did you have a thick line and kissed a man? But you are really crazy enough to be weird enough to be off the line, speaking a British accent to shock all beings, a strange one, it's wonderful.
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