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Crystal 2022-03-23 09:02:28

Winter in Cleveland is so cold that I spit right out of the movie theater.

I can't write long comments, and you can't read them either.

Simply put, four words: pay me back.

Those who have seen this movie, do not need to call me brothers and sisters who feel the same way. Because as long as a normal person should be like this. It is very different from what I think, and I can refer to the previous sentence for my opinion on you.

If you haven't seen this movie, I advise you to waste your time on something worth wasting.

In an hour and a half, you can do a lot. Such as picking up girls, or being picked up.

Hopefully you'll see this before pulling out your credit card, not after.

Finally, this is a paid review because it saves you a meal.

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Extended Reading

Texas Chainsaw quotes

  • Nikki: Welcome to Texas, motherfucker!

    [Nikki then shoots at Leatherface through the barn door and the chainsawing stops]

    Ryan: Did you hit him?

    Nikki: I don't know.

    Ryan: Did you hit him!

    Nikki: I don't know!

    [Ryan sees headlights heading toward the barn door]

    Ryan: Something's coming back up. Back up! Back up, Nikki!

    [Nikki yells when the van rams through the door]

    Heather Miller: Get in!

    Ryan: It's Heather!

  • Nikki: [cries] The hell was that? What was? Wait where's Kenny?

    Heather Miller: He's dead, he's fucking dead!

    Nikki: [cries] What!