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Crystal 2022-03-23 09:02:28

Winter in Cleveland is so cold that I spit right out of the movie theater.

I can't write long comments, and you can't read them either.

Simply put, four words: pay me back.

Those who have seen this movie, do not need to call me brothers and sisters who feel the same way. Because as long as a normal person should be like this. It is very different from what I think, and I can refer to the previous sentence for my opinion on you.

If you haven't seen this movie, I advise you to waste your time on something worth wasting.

In an hour and a half, you can do a lot. Such as picking up girls, or being picked up.

Hopefully you'll see this before pulling out your credit card, not after.

Finally, this is a paid review because it saves you a meal.

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Extended Reading
  • Yvonne 2022-04-21 09:02:49

    Chainsaw murdering cousin with long foreplay. With 3D, the realism of plasma and the grainy texture of the picture are abandoned, and the cut in half and the human skin mask can only be mediocre. The biggest surprise is that there is no dew point.

  • Trycia 2022-03-25 09:01:12

    The plot is a bit off. . .

Texas Chainsaw quotes

  • Nikki: [cries] The hell was that? What was? Wait where's Kenny?

    Heather Miller: He's dead, he's fucking dead!

    Nikki: [cries] What!

  • Nikki: [while changing tops] So do you know anything about this place?

    Heather Miller: Just the address.

    Kenny: We're just in and out, right?

    Ryan: That's the deal.