Memories are nightmares

Hollie 2022-03-24 09:03:13

From yesterday, I really wanted to leave in the middle of the movie, and then I was struggling with how many stars to give. It was not until I saw many complaints that I felt that the eyes of the crowd were sharp. Two stars, no more and no less, one for patriotism and one for Jackie Chan's performance.
The scene of the lost three-star beauty:
The long-legged beauty at the beginning of the film throws the key and Jackie Chan's pulley always makes me feel that the story is not so smooth and not in one go, not as logical as the steps in other special agent films. exclamation. Well, let's watch the movie patiently, until there is the heroine Coco, who is like a Tang monk. I really didn't find anything in her that I loved. Why is there always her figure in various occasions, as well as her patriotic preaching and unpredictable psychological emotions. The appearance of the French beauties fortunately diverted my complaints, but the nonsensical nature of the jungle made me want to slam into the back of the chair with tears in my eyes. There are only long-legged beauties left. The handsome and neat fighting scenes made me more favorable. The relationship with her husband made her cry and make up her eyes, and she suddenly felt the tenderness and sensibility of the long-legged sister. but! The happy ending came so suddenly that there was almost no foreshadowing of the characters' emotions, which made me unable to complain again.
Lost second star: storyline.
Is there a storyline? Maybe there is, recovering national treasures lost overseas. But for a while stealing cultural relics from a French castle, for a while on adventures in the jungle, and confrontation with pirates, and an underground laboratory, and vowed to defend the national treasure to the death, suddenly gave birth to a child for a happy ending, the husband and wife reconciled, yes, there are clues connected, But stringing it together does not mean connecting it together. The fragmented story and the thunderous story of the jungle adventure, the most incredible thing for me is that the dragon head was given to JK after the high-altitude battle. The film has no clue.
Lost third star: Stunts and 3D
Why wear heavy 3D glasses in a dark movie theater, and pay the 5 yuan price difference for group purchases? The only thing that has a 3D effect is the explosion in the laboratory. Climbing walls and various high-tech applications in the ancient castle reminded me of "Mission Impossible 4", but the placement of various advertisements made me complain again. The stunts in the jungle and the sea made me vomit blood and vomit. Some scenes were obviously shot in the studio (such as the juvenile PI), but they made me think it was a real scene, and some actions were obviously to hang Wei Ya (such as Tai 囧) ) But I thought it was a real fight, but in the jungle, I clearly saw the feeling of coco being a female pig, which was very oppressive, and there were a bunch of people sitting on the wood to escape the jungle. The "I Do" bungee jumping scene with goosebumps I've seen.
In the end, I still didn't know that the two handsome guys in the JK team were Quan Xiangyu and Liao Fan. I also inadvertently discovered soy sauce Chen Bolin, as well as the helpless Easter eggs Shu Qi and Wu Yanzu. So I recalled watching "Tai 囧" a few days ago. Fan Bingbing's appearance surprised me for a long time, so I went to the cinema to rewatch it again, but I don't want to recall this film, memories are nightmares, especially the Dragon Girl That Tang monk-like ramble and eccentric temper.

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