Fat girl loves Christmas

Merle 2022-03-23 09:01:58

Hello, BJ!
You are blonde, you are blue-eyed, your skin is as creamy, your red lips are like fire,
you are the uncrowned king, you let two men fight for you,
everything seems so perfect.
However, you are a fat girl.

There was an angel face, a devil figure appeared,
here you, a greasy fat man slowly moved out,
a bitch who spoke like a jellyfish stinger told you:
other people's legs can reach your neck, but Your butt is like two bowling balls... blalala

boyfriend's home, office, party, vacation,
you can see this beauty smiling at you everywhere,
you are so timid, afraid of losing, afraid of betrayal,
you are panic and panic, As a reporter, the eloquence and IQ are completely zero.

You have completely lost yourself, confused and confused and don't know what to do.
Because you are old, single, and obese.
Because you were tricked into bed by the emotional incompetence of your boss, and when you got out of bed,
you refused to start another life with you.

So that beautiful woman with legs that grow to your neck
makes you drink, smoke, and cry.

But have you forgotten?
On a snowy Christmas Eve, you're wearing nothing but leopard-print panties,
chasing the man who loves you and you don't want to lose.
What a brave fat girl,
I think you must have loved that snowy Christmas and the man who bought you a new journal and
wanted to start a new life with you, Darcy.

You broke up with Darcy because of the long-legged beauty.
You were reporting in Thailand and ended up in jail.
Darcy tried his best to save you, but you misunderstood that he was just a messenger.
I'm so worried about you, fat girl.

Well, life always likes to joke with us.
Long-legged beauties don't love Darcy, she's gay and loves your fat girl.
...
The misunderstanding is cleared up. You and Darcy hug each other at your parents' remarriage.
In the fairy tale, the happy life of the prince and the princess is
never the end, but the beginning.
I think, you will only wear leopard print underwear in the kitchen in the future.
Are you happy, fat girl?

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Extended Reading
  • Peggie 2021-12-12 08:01:05

    The two people in the inner part just separated. Jones wanted to send a text message to Darcy. I already missed you. Darcy stood behind him and said I miss you too~~~~

  • Sylvester 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    Amused, still 5 stars.

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason quotes

  • Daniel Cleaver: What is this special power you hold over me, Jones?

  • Mark Darcy: Are you really pregnant?

    Bridget Jones: Well, give it three minutes.

    Mark Darcy: What do you fancy? Boy or a girl?

    Bridget Jones: l dunno, it doesn't matter.

    Mark Darcy: Although, l suppose l've always had the fantasy of a son.

    Bridget Jones: Another Mark Darcy.

    Mark Darcy: Or maybe something like Huck. Or River. Or some fabulous Hebrew name like Noah. Anyway, l could teach him to play cricket and rugby and visit him at Eton on St Andrew's Day.

    Bridget Jones: Eton?

    Mark Darcy: Yes. The Darcy men have been going to Eton for five generations.

    Bridget Jones: Well, my son's not going to be sent away from home. Especially to some fascist institution where they stick a poker up your arse that you're never allowed to remove again.

    Mark Darcy: l see.

    Bridget Jones: l didn't mean you.

    Mark Darcy: No, of course not. So what's the alternative? Sleeping in his parents' bed, breastfeeding until he's a teenager and some progressive school, where the day is spent singing Yellow Submarine?

    Bridget Jones: Oh, you're absolutely right. lt's madness to allow a child to enjoy his education or live with his parents.

    Mark Darcy: What is madness is to have a child if his parents can't have a discussion without one shouting at the other.

    Bridget Jones: lt's negative.

    Mark Darcy: That's too bad.

    Bridget Jones: Yes, very sad.